Quickly! Someone call the cops! Where is security in all this? Sharon Stone is in a public place and she’s touching small children!!!
Wait, what? They’re her children? That is impossible. Sharon Stone does not have ovaries. It’s a little-known tidbit that she took her stage name from the fact that was born with stones instead of ovaries. The stones were also found in her heart and in the part of the brain that controls fashion choices.
Ah, the sons are adopted. That makes more sense. She adopted the first one with then-husband, Phil Bronstein, before she divorced and then ate him. She adopted her second two on her own. And now they are all playing at the park. So nice.
Mary-Louise Parker has always been fine with the sex scenes in her role as Nancy Botwin, a marijuana-selling suburban mom in the Showtime series Weeds, but she thinks that a recent nude scene of her in the bathtub took things a little too far.
“I didn’t think I needed to be naked,” she tells MORE magazine in its June issue. “I fought with the director about it, and now I am bitter. I knew it was going to be on the Internet: ‘Mary Louise shows off her big nipples.’ I wish I hadn’t done that. I was goaded into it.”
The show’s co-executive producer, Roberto Benabib, defended the moment, stating that the nudity was necessary to convey the character’s vulnerability. “We felt at that point in her life, defenses had been so thoroughly stripped away,” he says. “There was a nonchalance to the nudity that informed the scene … I thought it was wonderful, one of the five best scenes Mary-Louise has ever done [on Weeds].”
Despite being bitter over the nude scene, Parker still very much enjoys playing her character on the show. “I like it the more extreme it is,” she says. “But I don’t like it when it’s crass and crude for humor’s sake, and I don’t like when it’s sentimental, when she’s a sweet mother. To me, she’s not that.”
Parker also talks about the pressures to look young in Hollywood, but she’s not giving in to the knife anytime soon. “Somebody told me that they’d read I had all this work done, and showed me a picture and it was totally airbrushed … it made me so mad,” she says. “I don’t like what that says to other women. I’m 44 and I look okay for 44. I’m not trying to look 34.”
um, that was a little harsh on Sharon Stone. And Fartface? I think you’re commenting to another story.. but hey – interesting….
Actually, I was just kind of responding to Beet’s request for stories to help her out until either she had more time or Wendie was back on the clock around here. THings were pretty slow for a few days but man-oh-man the posts have been flying onto the interwebs today!
Where does this idea of Sharon Stone eating men come from. I’ve seen a parody in Family Guy and Beet now says the same thing. Was beet referencing Family Guy or is this a common joke ???
what cuties they are! I hope they don’t grow up to be bat shit crazy like she is.
Sharon Stone does have ovaries. I saw them in Basic Instinct.
Dammit, you made me laugh so hard my nose bled. Oof!
i love sharon stone