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Wanda Sykes And Wife Have A Baby. And Another Baby.

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Comedian Wanda Sykes and her wife Alex are now the proud parents of bookend babies-twins!  The completely average-named Oliva Lou and Lucas Claude, birthed by Sykes’ wife, made their entrance on April 27.

I don’t know who Wanda Sykes thinks she is not giving these kids names that make them sound like prescription drugs.  She seemed like such a trendsetter with the twin thing, and the My Two Moms deal but “Oliva and Lucas?”  So.  Not.  Hollywood.  She may just as well have called them John and Jennifer.  Yawn.

The good news:  they’re still young.  Let’s get those names changed tout de suite so Paxil and Propecia can get a proper start in this life.

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