Normally when we use the words “staph infection” and “Paris Hilton” in close proximity, we’re referring to Stavros Niarchos. But these days, we’re actually talking about a bacteria. [DListed]
No one understands why Ellen Pompeo wants to marry Chris Iverson, but she seems pretty sure about this one. [Bossip]
Popbytes hits up the Oceans 13 hand-cementing in Hollywood and comes back with lots of pictures. [popbytes]
Now Jon Voight is turning to Brad Pitt’s parents to try to get some grandparent time with the Jolie-Pitt kids. Dude, Jon, Angelina hates you. She’s not changing her mind about that, and these antics are not helping the situation. [Cele|bitchy]
So how do you go about advertising a hymen-tightener anyway? [Agent Bedhead]
Richard Simmons is praying for Paris. [Geno]
Nicole Richie goes ice skating. [Celebrity Puke]