Did you know that Paris Hilton was a producer on a movie? Yeah, she didn’t either and now she’s being sued for eight million dollars for failing to do promotion of the film Pledge This. And if you’ve ever found yourself defending Paris or thinking that the stupidity persona is just an act, read on:
The 28-year-old heiress … was asked by lawyers during a pre-trial hearing in Miami Thursday if she keeps a diary for business meetings. “I just press my name and Google it and see,” she told the court. Asked by lawyers about her calls from the producers, she testified: “With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.”
When shown a copy of her cell phone bill, she replied: “I’ve never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.” Asked what her responsibilities as the film’s executive producer, Hilton told the court, “I’m not sure what a producer does, but – I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast?”
Hilton, who also revealed that she earns $11 million a year, claims she adequately honored her deal to promote the film. “Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product…I would just bring it up, ‘Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls,’” she testified. “Like, I really, you know, did my best.”
A lawyer for Hilton added that the investors made unreasonable and last-minute demands for publicity events because the heiress’ schedule is always fully booked. Said attorney Michael Weinstein: “She’s the single busiest person on the planet.” A trial is scheduled to begin in June.
Why does a trial need to be scheduled for June. Based on the transcript of the deposition, can’t we find Paris guilty of being the dumbest person on the planet and go right to the sentencing phase? You know, no Chanel or small dogs for thirty days. Too harsh?
And I’m in school for 8+ years, why?
Doesn’t this make you sick? Someone that stupid, who became known for shooting porn with a 30 something douche, makes $11 million a year.
Forget going to school. Just follow the Paris playbook. You also need to lose any sense of shame and just become a babbling idiot.
And no Valtrex (SP?) for 6 months!
I know this has nothing to do with what you said but she looks -dare i say it- pretty in that picture
I’ve got an idea for a “reality” show. Take Paris Hilton, give her a normal apartment and a normal person’s salary, and film the ensuing hilarity as she gets herself evicted and her phone is shut off for non-payment and she burns the place down trying to cook. I would watch that show!
The best Paris Hilton project is ???????????????????. I am almost sorry for you guys who don’t understand Russian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZOqmB_zgs
Brilliant! Here they talk to Mickey Rourke
Oh you don’t read Russian :(
It is called projectparishilton.
You don’t read Russian :(
They are called projectparishilton.
It might be due to the fact that it’s 5:48 in the damn morning, but I kept reading “Paris Hilton is bustier than Barack Obama”. I was like what the fuck???
She makes me sick to my stomach. So many people need jobs out there, and this vapid cum dumpster makes hundreds of thousands, if not millions, just for showing up to places and acting like a fucking moron. Ugh.
wow what a moron! who can be that stupid?? i almost dont believe it! maybe shes just playing retarded to get out of trouble…but probably not.
She she should be banished from the public eye for a period of no less than forever.
she puts her name in and googles it? that’s how she finds out what she’s doing? WTF? damn she is fuckin stupid, she is seriously pathetic.
Isn’t it a gross exaggeration for them to write that she “earns” $11m a year?
You took the words from my mouth.