My boyfriend once confessed to me that the reason for that awkward, hands-on-sides, shuffle from side to side slow dance that teenage boys engage in at prom is not, in fact, due to a complete inability to dance. He revealed that the awkward two step was in fact a plot, designed as the best dancing format in which a horny teenage boy could slide his hands ever so slowly up or down on a girl’s waist in a charmingly lame pubescent attempt to cop a feel of some sidebutt or sideboob.
Those childish attempts at groping are forgivable (and even a little endearing) when perpetrated by a 16 year old on another 16 year old. However, it’s just pathetic and creepy when it’s a 65 year old man doing it to a 21 year old woman… at a press junket for the premiere of her new film, where she probably feels she can’t haul off and slap you in your skeevy face without causing a big scandal.
Chevy Chase was all over Hilary Duff at the premiere of Stay Cool during the Tribeca Film Festival this past Thursday, and no one did anything to check his lechery, including Duff– who looks like a deer caught in the headlights in some of the photos. For those of you who doubt my assertion that the picture above is a blatant attempt at sideboob groping, I have corroborating evidence. Look at this photo from the after party later that night:
There are more, and they’re worse. If you’re still not convinced, look at these photos.
I mean, Caddyshack was a good movie and all, but that doesn’t mean you can hand-rape my Duff.
oh GAWD!!!! So he really is a horrible douchebag huh?
I’m impressed with her acting skills. I would BARF!
Her face in that first picture says it all, “Kill me.”
I would also then kick him in the nuts.
oh gawd. she looks so uncomfortable its making me uncomfortable.
Has anyone liked, respected or found Chevy Chase remotely funny at any time during the last 20+ years? She could have slapped him or worse (better?) and she’d have free press for her movie and lots of new fans.
Whoa! What happened to him?? He looks so different from the memories I have of him…
He seems like such a nice guy, I think his hands were completely innocent.
what is her tattoo???
What tattoo?
I noticed that too, whatever it is I love it!
Funny how your last few posts appear on other gossip sites a day or two ago (with exact same photos).
Plagiarize much?
where on earth do you think the writers get their stories? idiot
I’m so disappointed this cute little girl got a boob job…and now she’s just another blonde, fake breasted, hollywood bitch.
God he looks just awful. What the hell happened?
Ugh. Old perv.
oh whatever… stories like this are so bleh.. like its kind of funny at first but its not really that scandalous. Old guys being inapropriate around young girls? puh-lease. Spend a semester at boarding school and you’ll see how bad it really is.
“and now for your weekend update with Chevy Chase!” oh he was such a babe back then, tripping all over stuff every saturday night.
Oh man, she looks SO uncomfortable.
Get your hands off the Duff, creeper…
She looks so ugly here! I’m definitely cuter than her now haha
That Chevy Chase never ceases to amaze me!