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Is That a Face Cher Horowitz Would Make?

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Alicia Silverstone mugged for some unfortunate close-ups at the Heart of Green Awards in NYC last night. And has she always had that huge mole on her forehead or is that recent?

I hope that one of the reporters working the red carpet thought to ask her about the Clueless sequel that’s rumored to be in the works.

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    • SF-as Meatloaf said, you took the words right out of my mouth! She has normal people lips! I didn’t know there were any left in Hollywood. Everybody is starting to look the same-same cheeks, same lips, same eyes. Attack of the the toned clones.

  • Look at the first picture.
    Her eyes are in two different places.
    She’s so much prettier than that.

  • yikes! all those wrinkles! and she’s only 2 years older than me!
    if that isn’t motivation to wear SPF, i don’t know what is!

    • I think she looks great, terrible photos. But to your point, how about a regular diet, or at least something less extreme, would do wonders for her face. Every vegan I know looks a bit haggard (no offense to anyone) and super pasty, but I’m in NYC (we have our first real sun today), maybe on the Left Coast they have more color.

      Cheers,

      Derek

  • to paraphrase a line from Clueless… she looks like one of those Boticelli paintings… great from far away, but close up, just a big mess.

    • the line you’re paraphrasing does refer to a monet though,
      Tai: Do you think she’s pretty?
      Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet.
      Tai: What’s a monet?
      Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess. Let’s ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
      Christian: Hagsville.
      Cher: See?

    • You are accurate that Monet’s work does fit that description. However, Cher calls that other girl a Botticelli chic… look it up.

      • Um. Excuse me, but I think I remember Cher Horowitz accurately, and she calls Amber a full-on MONET. Stating that “It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s ok, but up close, it’s a big old mess.” She calls Tai a Botticelli.

      • Emily is arguing that KJ means “blotchy surrealist painting,” not “chunky lady painting.” KJ is insisting that Alicia Silverstone is a “Botticelli” and playing it off as if it isn’t an error.

        What are you arguing with Emily for?

      • how am i arguing with emily?
        kj was not insisting alicia is a botticelli. this conversation is so silly. she said cher called a chick a botticelli. hahahahah. take yourself a little less seriously. :P
        i love it too, beet! nothing like pointless bickering to wind down my day.

  • Is there a reason that she wouldn’t get the wart removed?

    I’m only asking because, if I had that on my face, I would be looking into removal, and I’m wondering if it’s not possible?

    Everytime I see people with money who have big warts on the tip of their noses, I wonder why wouldn’t get them zapped :S

  • Damned she is wrinkled! It must be in the genes, b/c I’m the same age and I don’t have any yet.