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I love me some Rosie O’Donnell.  I was one of the seventy-three people that watched her variety show the night before Thanksgiving when I could have been making pumpkin pies instead, and didn’t totally hate it.  Well, I hated it but was willing to forgive and move on.  Until today.

Has Rosie finally made the transition from daytime talk-show host to full-time Oompah Loompah?  Was she confronted in a dark alley by a spray gun wielding Lindsay Lohan?  Is she trying to make a statement of support for our first African American president?  So.  Many.  Questions.  Last night she attended the 2009 Dramatists Guild Fund Annual Benefit Gala, also known as the 2009 Another Useless Excuse For Rich People To Gather Gala, and really lit up the room.  Well, her chiclets did, at least.

I realize white will always look starker against Coppertone SPF 0 skin dark colors.  But here’s the real question:  What is whiter?  Angela Lansbury or Rosie’s very own teeth?

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  • I duno.. she is pretty brown/red. I kind of actually think this is natural.

    Does anyone else? Maybe I am just crazy?

  • 1. If you have big wrinkles / wattles on your neck, either tan inside the wrinkle or skip the tanning — and I don’t care if it’s natural or not.

    2. Geologically speaking, pink rocks are considered lighter colored than white rocks; ergo, Angela Lansbury is actually lighter than Rosie’s teeth.

  • It looks to me like she just got too much (natural) sun. Doesn’t she go on alot of cruises? Maybe she fell asleep poolside or was out to long doing some thing with the kids. On the Sat before Easter our family got together over at my sis-in-laws house. It was only 65 degrees & I was in & out but probable only outside for an hour 1/2 all together that afternoon. I had on moisturizer with SPF 15 & my nose & forehead still got really pink!

  • Oh Em Gee, this photo is FREAKY! I love me some Jessica Fletcher but this image made me gasp when I saw it.

  • sooo…. wait, Wendie you looooove Rosie O Donnell but cant see ANY talent in Lindsay or Beyonce…. WOW!