I’m not talking about some magazine spread, I’m talking about his actual face. As seen in the image above, the facial features of a handsome man have been cut and re-pasted onto a new face base, but were placed a few inches too far down and close to the chin.
Here, let me show you what he originally looked like:
The star was on the red carpet this weekend in Paris during a photo call for his upcoming movie X-men Origins: Wolverine. I’m not really sure what the marketing concept was here. There’s nothing that screams action-packed movie about a super fast healing mutant with adamantium coated bones more than standing in front of the Eiffel tower and making awkward hand gestures while tilting your head at an angle that makes your chin look extra short and weird.
I’m sure he’s proud of the job he did hosting this year’s Academy Awards ceremony, but he can be equally as proud of being the first composite picture from Late Night With Conan O’Brien’s If They Mated skit to successfully break into showbusiness.
I’m just kiiiiddddinng. Hugh Jackman is adorable and has a name like a 70s porn star. But his chin (or lack thereof) looks more than a little strange in some of these pics from the photo call.
Just a (sorta) bad angle. He could eat crackers in my bed anytime ;)
Just a (sorta) bad angle. He could eat crackers in my bed anytime ;) Shifty chin & all!
Ahahahaha! You hit the nail right smack on the awkwardly-posed head! Conan’s ‘If They Mated’ skit- I’m going to be laughing about that all day.
Is he wearing lipgloss in these pictures…?
this was a weird post
Have you read any of Kelly’s posts??
Hahah they’re all weird.
And delightful.
Ummm, just weird. *packing my bags*
don’t you mean “BAGGAGE”
they’re written so complicatedly, they’re hard to understand. and they’re way too verbose for the topic.
I have no idea what’s going on
Thank god I am not the only one!!
he does look remarkably refreshed… possibly a little snippy snip here or there.. but at least it’s not as bad as Rupert Everett’s new face work.. he looks like a completely differant person
Oh, poor Rupert. He looks dreadful… I used to love him. Now he sort of looks like Madame, the marionette :D
Agree. I had to read it twice and still at the end I had no idea what the fuck I just read. Not sure what this fuckery is or who drang bong water but straaaaaaaange post.
i had to read it twice too. sometimes kellys posts do that to me, but i like them nonetheless. like it took me awhile to understand the point of this post, and im glad i get it now, but i wish it was a bit clearer.
I’m so blind! I didn’t see anything wrong, weird, or different. :$
The image was just resized weird and got distorted. Nobody pasted another face on his face. Geez. Can we have some real gossip please??
!?!?!? i’m confused
I don’t see what’s wrong with his chin at all. It’s a normal size, even quite manly. If anything he has very feminine eyes (is that mascara I see there?) but the rest is fine.
And who did this horrible photoshopping?
Two posts today? WTF.
I totally second your WTF.
Wow. This post made noooooo sense at all. And really two or three posts all day? This site is going downhill quickly.
I told y’all.
To be fair, I always love Beet and Wendie, and I’m usually ok with Kelly. But this post was useless (and for those of you lost–she was saying that hugh looked strange. To demonstrate how she thinks he normally looks, she photoshopped a picture), and then on top of that, it’s one of two posts today. Boo.
almost everything on here is “useless.” this is not like cnn or something.
I’m guessing there will be 6 more later. the weekend people are paid to do 8/day. Maybe she likes posting later. Get over it. Many gossip sites do not even post on the weekends (making it harder for everyone, because where are they supposed to get their info from?)
I keep trying to figure out which one is the real Hugh. Am I missing something? Are my old eyes not as sharp as the rest of you out there? No big change.It’s like looking at the two pics in mags and trying to spot the differences-and I epic fail.
I keep coming back to Beet to look for new gossip. Nada. Hey anybody like that new Smoke Jumpers song “my flow so tight”? Local NY radio is playing it-I just love the line “chris brown should get his ass kicked”….
i have no idea what the hell i just read..
Hey … I’m not much for beating down on anyone, and Kelly — I like your posts, but geez, I gotta say, what’s up today? Nothing here! and what’s here is pretty sucky. I hope tomorrow will be better!
I didn’t really get this post either, but , come on, give Kelly a break. I’m sure that all the Beet bloggers have a TON of other stuff going on in their lives. I was under the impression that this was a side job for Wendie and Kelly, so they may have other work to do or, God forbid, a life that needs tending to. Also, as gossip bloggers, the things they write are basically at the whim of the information that comes to them. Several of the other gossip blogs I read on a daily basis are also pretty slow on weekends. It’s everyone’s time to chill, and that’s what you all need to do.
Relax.
bleah, I’m going to just look at the byline from now on and if it says Kelly, I’ll skip it.
Second that. I don’t really enjoy her posts, looks like she’s trying too hard. And this Hugh Jackman thing… ???
the fact that it is a Saturday and there have only been two posts is really shitty. it can’t be THAT slow of a day. whoever is writing on the weekends needs to step up their game- and that Hugh Jackman post was weak sauce. beet, please make it all better.
It just looks to me like his head was facing downward, which made his forehead look bigger. I can normally comprehend college-level text, but this one was hard to understand!
MUTINY ON EB!!!!!!
lol, you guys are too much. take a couple of deep breaths and relax. I’m sure Kelly will post more later.
Count me in on the mutiny. I LOVE this site (mostly Beet and Wendie) but tThis post is confusing, unfunny, and trying WAY too hard.
I don’t get it. And why the lack of posts?
i no like kelly
Glad it wasn’t just me that didn’t get this. Clearer, better writing would help.