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“I’m an Actress, Bitches!!!”

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Impressing even the most critical of cynics, Audrina Patridge is actually breaking into acting. That should go in quotes. She’s breaking into “acting.” Ceiling-eyed Audrina and her tattooed sister, Casey, hit the red carpet for the release of her straight-to-DVD flick, Into the Blue 2: More Bikinis. (The actual subtitle is The Reef, but you know this shit is just getting promoted as Audrina Patridge wearing next to nothing.)

Also there: Holly Madison, who really ought to avoid any future red-carpet events where she’ll be billed lower than Audrina Patridge, and cutie pie Chris Carmack.

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  • The sister looks like she does porn. Audrina will be huffing dongs as soon as her “career” fizzles. Mark my words.

    • Sure! AP has some kind of freaky eye disease that caused her to always appear to be looking up at the ceiling (her sister kind of has it, too). But she got some sort of surgery or something and now her eyes look totally normal and healthy and nice.

  • What the hell happened to her face?! Seriously, I had to stare at her for a full minute trying to figure out if it was really her or not!

    Admittedly, she does look “prettier” now.

  • LMAO, I actually stopped reading at your subtitle Beet, and thought..More Bikinis? WTF? I can’t believe they named it that…

  • So happy 4 Audrina, she gets last word for once. Everyone knows her show will rock . As 4 her sister Casey- !000% beauty, she has great art work , What a drop dead gorgeous chick is.

  • Has anyone here who thinks her tattoos look great realized what a piece of crap she will look like as she gets older? Those giant tattoos really start to look bad once you get into your 40’s and 50’s.

    My uncle had sleeves done in Vietnam in the 60’s (beautiful dragons and tigers) and you can’t even tell what the hell they are now.

    • Has it occured to you that maybe she doesn’t care? I hear this all the time (together with the “slut” remark sadly….) because I have full sleeves. In my opinion, it’s just skin, it’s not like I have tainted my soul or anything. Sure, I may look like crap when I am 50. Well I think my arms would look like crap anyway when I am 50, bingo wings and all. But I just don’t see what the big deal is. People with tattoos can have a life BESIDES and DESPITE the tattoos, and yet most people will only judge them and talk about their skin…. I have a life-partner who loves me for who I am and not for how I may look in 20 years from now. Also, beauty is secondary to me, I rather worry about getting my next degree, a better job and educating and raising my kids properly. I do not think “oh gosh how am I gonna look when I am 50” most of the time, too many more important things!
      On a sidenote: The key to keeping tattoos looking great after decades is sunscreen, every day! This way the ink doesn’t fade or “run” in the long run.

  • i will never take her seriously as an actress…

    & did casey get those leggings from forever 21? i think i have the same ones