Good morning! Today has been one of those days, and I know you’ve also had days like these, where I simply cannot wake up. I feel like I’m in a drugged haze-unfortunately, I am not.
So, in my efforts to awaken, I’ve been looking at naked chicks this morning. And I must say, looking at Chelsea Handler in May’s issue of Allure, has jump started me in a most startling and disorienting way.
Make sure you check out the picture of Top Chef‘s Padma Lakshmi and ask yourself this: How many Carl’s Jr. burgers do you think she’s mouth fucking and still able to look like this?
Also in the gallery, Eliza Dushku and two chicks that I’ve never heard of: Sharon Leal and Lynn Collins. But really, are we even thinking about their resumes right this minute?
I love me some Padme! She looks incredible… and Chelsea looks great; how bad do you think that pic was ‘brushed’… no way she looks that good, haven’t seen her show in @ 6 months; but no way she can look like this now.
Handler’s pale monkey ass should be in the May issue of Manure.
Looks like someone decided to airbrush half the bottom of chealsea’s foot off. Or maybe her foot just looks really weird.
first attention whores of the week.. congrats
Two things. First, this is the second issue in a row that there has been nudity (Cindy Crawford last month) and maybe it’s because Allure is feeling the economic crunch. But if that’s the case, why are they naked chicks? Please, please, please include naked males for our viewing pleasure! It’s only fair:-)
Chelsea was definitely airbrushed…her skin is not that flawless, but it is still a great picture.
when I think Chelsea Handles I think funny, cute and old.. I know this is some obvious airbrushing but now I’m thinking fuckable too
All of these needy whores look like shit to me.
I dont care how thin or fat or pretty or natural any of that other blah blah bull shit yalllike to get worked up over.
Im tired of looking at crap like this.
OH BOOBIES !who gives a shit! so boring
Wow. They really Photoshopped the hell outta Chelsea Handler. They made her look like she’s in her early 40’s rather than her usual early 50’s look.
Now if they could only Photoshop her enough to make her funny.
wow chelsea handler looks great!
Wendie, I am liking you more and more, that is definitely what is need around here, more boobs (even if they’re not all that great, some are better than none). THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Chelea’s size 12 feet are very sexy.
I’m guessing the photogs coaxed Chelsea into that pose with a bale of hay and the promise of some sugar cubes later.
What is the deal with this?? Allure is soft porn now?
“Now?”
i like chelsea handler but there is no way that is her body. this is beyond airbrushed, i think they actually put her face on someone else’s body. WTF?