Miss USA Falls Smack on Her Ass at Miss Universe Pageant

I think the Miss USA title is cursed. I mean, Rachel Smith certainly isn’t out getting high and making out with chicks, Tara Conner-style, but I’ll bet she needed a stiff drink after Monday night’s little snafu. Talk about your worst nightmare.

Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, took the Miss Universe crown.

If nothing else, Rachel, your little fall compelled our little blog to cover this pageant, which otherwise would have flown way, way beneath our radar. You’ve really done the pageant a great service, sweetheart.