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WTF? Audrina Patridge Working with MARK BURNETT on New TV Show???

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Woah.

How did Mark Burnett — the producer extraordinaire behind shows like Survivor and The Apprentice — miss the memo that Audrina Patridge is hopelessly boring?

Because, according to Audrina, once The Hills wraps she’ll be working with Burnett on a new reality series about her life.

This is so bizarre to me. Burnett is usually a genius with this sort of stuff. Why on earth would he want to partner with Audrina, the most mundane, unexciting person on the planet? The only thing interesting about her were those crazy-ass ceiling eyes, and then she went and got a ton of plastic surgery that fixed them. I’m still scouring the Internet trying to figure out what the hell kind of plastic surgery procedure fixes ceiling eyes.

Are any of you actually interested in a show like this? Am I really just that out of touch with the youngsters?

Meanwhile, Audrina’s kick-starting her acting career, co-starring with Rumer Willis in the upcoming horror flick Sorority Row. Although, by the looks of the trailer, she spends most of the film dead or covered in a hood, which is probably where her acting talents best shine through.

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