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Britney’s New Candie’s Commercial

Here’s a sneak preview at Britney Muh Bitch Of A Pussy Keeps Fallin’ Out Spears’ new Candie’s ad.  Every time I see Candie’s, I think of Daisy Duke-not the shorts, the chick from Dukes of Hazzard.  Which makes me think of Jessica Simpson.  Which makes me think of Chicken of the Sea tuna.  Which makes me think of Brit.

It’s an amazing universe.

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    • So pathetic of you. Jealousy isn’t good for the soul.

      She’s not photoshopped. Watch any of her tour videos or see the candid pics of her banging body then talk bitch.

      She looks gorgeous. BRIT <333

      • now, i loves my brit-brit (y’all) but…

        let’s be real…our girl’s got them gymnastic, cannon-sized calves in real life.

        she’s got her body back, but no way it’s that svelte.

        good marketing though, the partnership with candies keeps her tied to her more youthful fans.

        *make money-money, make money-money, brit-NAY!!!*

        :-)

  • hysterical, wendie. I love your “circle of life”!

    when I see Candie’s I think of my husband’s ex-wife……and it still fits just PERFECTLY into that circle-the whole thing!

  • I DO kinda love her but a model she is not….and funny how everytime she is in a bikini they go to a REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG shot

  • “Britney Muh Bitch Of A Pussy Keeps Fallin’ Out Spears’”

    I am literally choking on my lunch because I’m laughing so hard.

    Thank you Wendie. Now excuse me I have to go clean the food off my Computer screen.