Why is it that whenever “troubled marriage” rumors start floating around, celeb couples feel the need to respond by making out in public? Because if there is one couple that I never need to see having a tongue wrestling match, it’s Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Seeing these pictures gave me a very severe Michael Jackson/Lisa-Marie Presley moment and I don’t appreciate it.
The two nauseated me joined onstage at the MTV Australia awards and sent the unmistakable message: We. Are. Happy.
If you are one of those morbidly curious types, fear not. Pete, who can never shut his mouth, should be granting an interview any day now letting everyone know how many times they fucked after the awards, who had the most orgasms, and he’ll probably provide a position-by-position summary as well. We can only hope.
all i can think of is that he drinks his own pee…his breath must reek. i actually feel a bit sick now.
Everything that Ashlee Simpson has done is something everybody had to witness when they didn’t want too. AWWWWW< she won’t go away!!!!!!!!
How tall is that little guy? He can’t be more than 5’2. I’d love to dwarf toss him back and forth with some of my friends sometime. Ten bucks says I could easily pick him up with one hand.
He’s 5’7, a half an inch taller than she is.
It looks like the beginnings of a comb over.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. the Wentz dude creeps me out. Yuck Yuck Yuck. *shudder*
Reminds me of the time Jacko and Lisa Marie pulled this. Still haven’t gotten the taste out of my mouth.
He’s just as gross as PeeWee Herman, so from here on out, I’ll be referring him to PeWe. (As in PEte WEntz.) Don’t confuse.
He’s effing repulsive.
PeWe!!!
Effing Brilliant!!!
Thanks!
He truly makes my skin crawl. Like, I’d sleep with Mickey Rourke before considering PeWe.
My ex husband looks just like this little piece of shit and every time i see these two twatt waffles I want to kick them in their cooter bones so hard that Bronx Mowgli will now feel confident that no other child will be born to suffer at the hands of these two mouth breathing ass holes
HAHAHAHAHAHA – Tom Cruise, you are a *feisty* one and i LIKE IT.
LMAO@twatwaffle.
Pete is FUGLY. Eyeliner doesn’t hide the fug.
you sound so bitter wendie in all your postings …?
Why do Celebs have the luxury to wallow about their misery in public, don’t think it’s counterproductive to react emotionally to any of their emotional events, AND demand their need to collect a great share of admiration and sympathy in their anxiety and stress and we laud their greater significance in the scheme of things so much? They are immature, massively selfish and obsessional to control an audience but forget this event is often common with every man and woman and boring.
I think you’ve been smoking crack, unless i unknowingly have. That sounded like a million words strung together in no specific order. I have no clue what your point was.
I feel like this was some pathetic attempt to be deep, but with no real point and completely unrelated to anything in this article.
I think Ashlee is just a gay man’s cover.
I think they are cute couple :D
PETE IS FUCKIN SEXI ASHLEE IS SOO DAMN LUCKY