Give Leann Rimes’ rep the award for most ridiculous press statement that doesn’t actually address the major issue at hand. Rime’s rep released the following statement to US Magazine in response to allegations of homosexuality that were lobbed at Rime’s husband, Dean Sheremet, Friday morning on the Detroit Mojo Morning Radio show by someone named “Pebbles” (who claims to be Sheremet’s cousin):
Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork. Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too.”
So there ya go. Suck it Pebbles….. and… the other several people who called in to support claims of Sheremet’s love of man meat.
Anyway, who can blame him? I like man meat. I bet a lot of you like man meat too. If I had the opportunity, what I’d like to tell Sheremet is that it’s okay to be gay. It is not, however, okay to be married to Leann Rimes.
As of the writing of this post, there’s still no official statement justifying the video relased earlier this week of Rimes sucking on the figers of Eddie Cibrian outside a family diner. Maybe they just have really super delicious fried chicken?? That’s something I can “have faith” in: super delicious fried chicken and the fact that Leann licked more than Cibiran’s fingers.
OMG…its like I want to laugh but then i remember that this is a serious thing and that i really shouldn’t laugh.
but seriously. PR must have been high writing that one.
why is her rep acting like a bratty 5th grader? Ew. If anything, this just calls attention to them NOT saying that this never happened, and no, he’s not gay.
So yeah. it happened. and he is soooo gay.
Kelly, you are so funny! I am so loving your writing.
What Gail says…me too….Me likey Kelly.
Considering that her name is Leann I think a Cousin Pebbles is entirely plausible….
This is a pic from Halloween or something – right? Dean looks normal, but she looks like a prison ho –OOH is she supposed to be Roxie Hart?
Because the cousin would TOTALLY give her real name.
Fried chicken so good, I’d lick it off someone else’s fingers?
Sign me up!
Oh, Kelly. I think I’m in love. Your writing is phenomenal… You’re funny-borderline-offensive, which is even better.
And also, Leann Rimes should really be put down or something… She’s positively frightening.
Awe I love Leann, she’s such an awesome singer. I still don’t get why she married a gay man though and no one has really explained that. I sorta understand it when an older woman does it but I don’t get why a 22 year old would. Am I the only one that finds it odd?
Oh, don’t get me wrong on the singing, she’s definitely a talented singer. For sure.
She could be closet-gay herself and didn’t want to disappoint any of her male fans by coming out at such a young age. Could have seriously jeopardized her chances at “success”.
That’s what I was thinking but then she’s out licking some dudes fingers so what’s up with that?
how the hell does a squinty eyed farm girl score such hotness like eddie cibrian?
he is so hot. she is so NOT!
:jealous:
I stopped paying attention to her when she went all Mr. Ed on her teeth.
what happened to her face?
no but seriously!
she is almost unrecognizable.
I know! I didn’t recognise her at all. She looks like a gremlin. Might just be a bad photo.
I’m away for a couple of weeks..Kelly, where did you come from??? Loving you already!!
Umm, I don’t have exact proof of said cousin Pebbles claim, but didn’t Leann herself confirm it with her “not everything life (my marriage) is black and white”.
Maybe just maybe…there is some closeted issues?
Brilliant Kelly, love your references, innuendos, and twists…I too ‘have faith’ you will thrive!