It’s clear that there are rabid Lindsay Lohan fans here at Evil Beet. They are all about the Daily Lohan, and in today’s case they’re getting a twofer. So, to all of you, enjoy this Fornarnia Jeans commercial featuring your favorite, uh, actress?
For the rest of us on Team Why Is Lindsay Still Famous?-let’s form a circle, join hands and pray that Linds’ unearned fame fades soon. Someday. It must.
That is a terrible commercial
she scares me. make her go away.
I have to say, when Lindsay was less invasive than she is now, I was a little bit of a fan. Well, no, more like a closet-fan. I really enjoyed her in Mean Girls and then it all went downhill after that.
I don’t know why she’s still a topic of public fascination, but if she decides she wants to continually ‘earn’ it, she better start doing some decent movies, and stat.
HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT CRAP???
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Wendie you owe my ass a new pair of jeans because i pissed these laughing at that freaking MESS!
Jesus Xenu HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
MAria Carey is gonna be pissed as hell that formage jeans done stole the set of her dream video. HA HA HA YOU SUCK LOHAN!
What.The.Fuck did i just watch?
Not that I have ever heard of the brand but I am now turned off it for the rest of my life. It is going on my black list of brands along with Revlon.
HAHAAUAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
ooooooh God! that made my day
STUPID!!!
that was SUCH a bad commercial.
oh. my. god.
Oh yea this is going on her resume’ as a highlight …..
Now if she would just grasp the fact she has no business…. being any shade of blonde… it would be appreciated.
that was the most retarded ass commercial ever.
she looks like she is about to get blown away but all that punk graphic bullshit. some one needs to hold her down and force feed her some cheese burgers before the breeze catches her and she flots off to OZ or some shit.
that would have been so much better if she was saying ‘fornication’ instead of ‘fornarnia’. much better.
It’s Fornarina, not Fornarnia. Which doesn’t undermine your point, but nobody elses seems to have pointed out that we’re not talking about the land of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.
The commercial obviously would have been horrendous no matter who was acting in it, but this commercial actually made me feel really sad for her.
She should stick to modeling. There’s just something about her that’s interesting, even though she lacks any form of talent (that’s legal to accept money for, anyways). The longer she does nothing and yet still makes money and ends up on magazine covers just makes her even more interesting, oddly.
WTF? That was the worst commercial ever. It reminded me of a cheerleading cheer, but without the enthusim. Maybe they should have gotten Brittney, since she is an entertainer & all. Absolutly horrible.
She looks like Hannah Montana.
sweet jayzus, she is dead in the eyes…
and that smile at the end is not convincing.
Fornarnia, you suck almost as much ass as your poor excuse for a model!!
love……hate……heart……focaccia! lmao what in the HELL was that about?
That was a jeans commercial ? It looked more like an advertising for Barbie doll accessories
That was baaad, lol
How exactly was she supposed to make that commercial GOOD.
My favorite old pair of jeans are Fornarinas, and now I can’t put them on without thinking of this BS. I love her, but jesus…it looked like some creepy 80’s video game.
This is sooo Lady Gaga.
agreed
shes really wasted away! she finally is as skinny as her womanwhore sam ronson…..very disturbing
HAhahahahahahahaha, the fuck was that? Btw she looks so much like her old ass mother it’s scary. Get help Lindsay.
hahaha, at first, I saw the commercial on mute because I was on the phone, but the sound made it much more hilarious! I agree with Jean about the Barbie doll accessories.
this was SUCH a mess, indeed.
I don’t personally have anything against Lilo, but that looked like a homemade music video for a New Wave drag queen someone made in their high school A/V lab in 1987.
Or maybe she got trapped (and kept) in a moving Trapper Keeper.
ummm…. I’m guessing that they paid Puss an inordinate amount of cash and had to produce this commercial on an old casio keyboard and couldn’t afford to pay anyone with more than a 10th grade education for the script.
And oh… by the way… the producers of TRON called… they want their set back….
lolz
that was really weird. but still i appreciate the extreme enunciation of “FOR-NAR-I-NA” as it allowed me to understand that, despite the way everybody seems to be spelling it, it’s not “for (the mythical land of) narnia”.
bahahahaha
good call
and now, we all know what the contents of her head are word for word
2 things:
1. Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting piece of trash. This proves it.
2. It’s called Fornarina not Fornarnia. LOL
Im never going to call it by the real name FORNARNIA FOREVER!
Losers
Dude, is this going to air in the U.S.? It feels more like a Japanese commercial to me.
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aaahahahaha….. thats a whack-as-crack commercial. the ‘song’ or whatever the hell that was reminded me of this song on Chicago.. you know- ‘Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!”
hahaha, omg i WISH. that just makes me really want to watch chicago.
cellblock tango is the SHIZ.
Okay, second comment but bleh, I just want to say whoever wrote this commercial needs to be hired for the next Spielberg movie. STAT!
I’m TOTALLY with Wendie on this. WHY the fuck is Lindsay Lohan still famous? She’s completely worthless. I’m liking Wendie more and more every day.
Haha even a hate post on LiLo is garnering attention! Awesome!
hahaha I can’t stop watching this
God, whatever happened to that precocious, promising little girl in Freaky Friday? Such a waste.
DO NOT bring Lady Gaga into this.
Jesus. Thank you for making my day, Wendie… after a long work week, I deserve a good laugh. What a fucking twat she is.
I totally love her… But this comercial is horrible and girl needs to eat. It so sad..
that was awesomely bad. wow…
hah, before i heard her say “fornarnia” i thought it was “for narnia”….heh…
Can she die of AIDS alrdy..
Who the hell is this aimed at and what was their budget????
Terrible graphics, supercheesy, and associating lindsay with a brand is just not good! (probably a result of low budget)
ps. rainbows and neon colors arent enough to detract from that crackhead look!
That’s freaking hilarious, it reminds me of like Jem or Rainbow Bright… I think Lindsay’s still famous because she’s amusing, an amusing joke. I’ll keep watching.
She’s a skeleton. The worst parts of that commercial was when they showed her boney butt. Yuk!!