First Whitney, then Lauren — I guess we couldn’t expect Audrina to stick around the scene, especially now that she got all that plastic surgery and got her ceiling eyes fixed. She’s on to bigger and better things — specifically, her own spinoff with Mark Burnett Productions. Burnett’s proposed reality series will follow Audrina’s personal and professional life. The show will be pitched to networks starting next week. OMG. You just cannot make a show about Audrina. Unless you’re going to market it as a less expensive alternative to Ambien. But you better believe this shit’s gonna get picked up and watched anyway, because kids these days are just getting dumber.
Where does this leave the rest of The Hills? Tragically, the producers don’t yet seem ready to throw in the towel. They are going to beat this horse until it’s either dead or it looks enough like Sarah Jessica Parker that they can use it in the cast. “We cannot confirm a sixth season at this time,” an MTV spokesperson said. “However, ‘The Hills’ will continue as long as there are stories to tell, and as of now we don’t see an end in sight.”
Please, God, please, don’t let this mean a series dedicated to the lives of Those Whose Name We Shall Not Speak. Please. This is what the terrorists want us to do, MTV. Don’t fall for it.
Funniest post ever!
how much do she & melissa from the bachelor favor? split screen please!
Does anyone else think Audrina looks like one of those too-human Japanese robots in the photo below?
Regardless, you just about mirror my sentiments exactly (http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=455). I can’t think of anything more snoozy than Audrina doing things. Daily life things, fun things, any things.
This is the first time in my life I’ve missed Heidi and Spencer.
What kind of work did she have done? I mean, maybe she got that eye surgery to correct the upward tilt, but now she looks like a young Sally Field around the mouth…maybe a lip plump?
I can only say, I am happy for her, i wish her the best of life. Audrina is an unusually beautiful person, i think shes the best – love her dearly.
Why attack SJP with the horse-faced comments when Heidi is such a more appropriate target for the story?
Also, either the ceiling eyes were worse before or that is an old picture because the improvement just doesn’t seem to be there.
That was awesome! Complete with a Sarah joke mixed in…nice one haha!