Okay, I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it’s totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it’s a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer when she returned from her European Marley & Me tour. It’s classic commitment-phobe behavior; they took it to the next level and he freaked out. And really, doesn’t this picture just say it all? Sure, a few pictures of them on Oscar night showed more reciprocal affection, but seriously, most of them were of Jen looking like one of those clip-on plush Koala toys you put on your pencil in 1984. Does anyone remember those?
I guess we’ll just have to stay tuned on this one. John Mayer is working on an album right now and Aniston is set to start filming her sure-fire flop, The Baster. And yes, I am predicting its failure based solely on the name of the flick. How very shallow.
odd: since early friends I have claimed she looks like a koala; she does and it’s kind of creepy.
I still have one of those koalas! It’s been chewed to death by my cats, but it’s hanging in there.
totally remember those clip on koalas.
I say beet starts a manufacturing line of clip on Jen’s. I’d buy one for my pen for sure. :)
Frankly, I’m so sick of her, and I kind of hate myself for even commenting on this (thus promoting coverage of her), but I do NOT find her attractive! I hate how so many people gush over her, but she looks like a MAN. With that chin she was definitely the 4th guy on Friends…
I totally agreed with you, I don’t think she attractive at all. I asked all my guy friends, they think she looks a man.
Desperate Cougar Clings to Younger Man should be the name of her autobiography
lol omg hilarious yet so true… and i totally agree with JennB : so sick of her.. i mean him. and i totally think she must have had some weird plastic surgery because when she was young her chin looked nothing like that.
something wrong with an older woman with a younger man?
Why are you such a btch? a few months ago you were all “Team Jennifer” and “Jennifer is so beautiful” and “I love Jennifer” and now you’re saying the opposite. You’re dumb.
Wow. I LOVE jennifer aniston. she’s beautiful and SHE looks nothing like a man. God, i’m so sick of people like JennB who have no reason to hate her except that they don’t think she’s pretty. WHAT? grr.
Umm..how about how insecure she is and the fact she can’t get over a failed relationship from YEARS ago? Oh, and the fact that besides “Rachel” there was no other memorable role of hers that she really excelled in. I think I thought of a few more things…
really, because she won an independent spirit award for the good girl, and friends with money was hilarious…and why is she insecure?
cuz you say so, cuz you know her personally.
i think only stupid people believe these gossip sites, really..
its called gossip for a fucking reason.
Okay, never saw “Friends with Money”, so I can’t judge it, but the fact that you say it’s “hilarious” is not fact; it’s your “opinion.” Yes, I realize other people may think she’s up there with Oscar winners (not that I know any), but I’m entitled to my opinion as well. And who says I “believe these gossip sites”? I’m here to be entertained, just like YOU, who is also visiting the site. You realize that, right? You act like I take Perez Hilton to be an all-knowing god. Also, she may be insecure due to the fact she desperately clings onto men and can’t get over her past relationship with Brad Pitt. Sure, yes, it’s hard to get over relationships, but if you’ve moved on (or at least want to make it look like you have some self respect) STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. And that’s all…my opinion. Take it or leave it, but I’m entitled to it, thanks ;-).
Ok, someone being insecure is not a good reason to hate someone. actually, that is one of the worst reasons to hate someone.
and and joon said, how do you know she’s insecure? you don’t know her personally.
and she doesn’t have to have memorable roles to be a good actress. i’ve watched several of her movies and liked them all. like, along came polly, rumor has it, he’s just not that into you, and marley and me. and i loved her in all of them.
and she is SO over brad pitt. its so obvious. the only reason she talks about it is becuase the interviewers ask her about it. duh.
god, you’re so annoying.
oh, Joon, don’t call yourself stupid. That’s so mean.
I don’t hate her, she just annoys me. I’m allowed not to like her. Relax. Also, here’s a way to deal with reporters asking about that: don’t answer, “no comment”…I’m sure there are some more. Wow, all I did was say I don’t like her and it turned into WW3.
In Germany we put these Koala thingies on our pencils in the early nineties! :-D
In Germany we put these Koala thingies on our pencils in the early nineties! :-D
I think its very frustrating for a woman to left just like that knowing that her ex moved on so easily.
I mean just think about when your ex left you for another girl or even your husband, some women take a long time to be in a happy place, and in Jen’s case she just wants to feel and be in the same happy place that her ex is in right now, as time goes on she is getting older and I guess she doesn’t want to be by her self, too bad she chose that lame ass guy for a partner.
just read somewhere that their reps are denying a breakup.
Hadn’t been born in 1984 – where can I find one of those koalas?????? I am a bit sorry for Jennifer Aniston.
Loved those little Koala bears! What’s with that title “Baster?” What is a Baster?
A baster is a kitchen utensil that has been used as a tool to artificially inseminate with donor sperm…AKA turkey baster.
wow, you ladies are so easily led by gossip and rumors and hearsay…
and the petty comments about her looks?
wonder what you all see in the mirror.
go on huffington post and get angry about some real issues.
If you have a problem with the people on this site, I have a suggestion for you. STOP VISITING IT.
Oh, and btw, I’m sure a lot of us on here have opinions about “real issues” as well. How do you know we don’t frequent those sites as well? YOU seem riled up about something on a gossip site if you ask me….hmm….
why don’t you go to huffpost (which I also love) and just stay there? seriously… what is your problem? troll
OMG clip on Koalas – that’s what I’m talking about!! LOL
I thought he just bought a 4 million dollar engagement ring for her. What’s real and what’s rumour?
i do remember those…
michael at dlisted had a photo spread a couple of weeks ago with a lot of pics where jennifer always has the same pose: holding on to whoever is standing next to her…
Haha I love love LOVE how everybody around here gets all fired up about her. Yikes kids, simmer down.
I love her. I think she’s great. Nice call on the koala bear pose.
Maybe that’s just her pose? Like miley with the peace sign except jen’s is clingy koala. 1st I’d like to say I felt horrible for jen when brad left her, I still remember vividly where I was when I heard lol and I hate angelina. BUT jens starting to really annoy me.