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Of Course Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Are Still Together

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Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items?  It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn’t it?  Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list.

After numerous break up announcements, they’re back on.  Back on and actually never split up to begin with-just hit a “rough patch,” that they are working through in counseling.  Oh, these tortured souls.  Beauty, millions, and youth.  There’s not a therapist in the land that can help that couple work through landmines such as those.

Personally, I wish these two would just get on with the business of having a real break up so that Megan can start fucking David Spade.

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    • Yeah, no, I don’t understand it, either. I’m all for my guy taking good care of himself and his grooming; I’d even go as far to say that I prefer my men relatively metro-sexual. But eyeliner is just way, way too much for me.

      Anytime I see eyeliner on a guy, it makes me think of Pete Wentz, which in turn makes me want to gouge my eye out with the closest blunt (not sharp) object.

    • hey hey.. in our defense, regular (hetero) guys think that other guys wearing eyeliner is gay. That being said, you gotta respect a guy wearing eye liner and bangin’ megan fox. It kinda evens out the hetero-fag look.

      Then again, if Brian got Megan, Pete got Ashley and Jared Leto is getting more ass than my toilet.. I think this eye liner thing is like a secret weapon. BRB.. going to Rite Aid

  • I am so glad beet cut out Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It has been a much happier place without them.

    • Big ups to Evil Beet for nixing Spencer and Heidi. B.A.G. sold his soul, of course, so it’s too late for him.

  • I hated Brian in 90210, but I absolutely adore him in Sarah Connor Chronicles. I think he’s a good looking guy in general. And I think it’s really sweet that he spends so much time with his son. :)

    But I’m not a fan of Megan Fox. =X

  • It was all a publicity stunt from the beginning because she wasn’t getting enough press coverage. It was a blind item at Blind Gossip weeks ago.

    • I hate blind items because I’m way to stupid to figure them out & it makes me crazy trying!

      I know everyone hates BAG but I find him hot as hell in general & especially in this picture (even with the admittedly ridicules guyliner!)

      And I think Megan is stupid hot too! And shockingly my husband doesn’t. Weird!

  • bleh @ megan fox…. she is a wannabe. every time shes in the media its always about something non substantial.

  • I used not really mind Megan Fox, but lately I’ve realized she’s kind of trashy and annoying. Ugh.

    • You do realize that the idea that they had split up was thrown around by an “insider”? Neither of them actually *did* anything. Having some random douche say you’ve broken up counts for nothing.

  • If anyone could bag her after Brian Austin Green, it probably would be David Spade! Good call, Wendie. Both those guys must have some kind of magic we don’t know about – and by “magic” I mean large dicks!

  • i think he looks hot with the eyeliner. some guys with gorgeous blue eyes can look so hot with eyeliner..like billy joe armstrong.

  • I hear because an “insider” says they broke up, that makes it true?

    Jesus Christ people, did either of the pair actually say anything about it themselves?

    This is bad reporting even for tabloid news.