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A-Rod Wants to Buy You Panties

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Apparently, Alex Rodriguez likes lace and ‘Sexy Little Things’ so much that he’s willing to buy them for you.

“He’s been going into Victoria’s Secret for the last seven months and buying $1,000 gift cards, sometimes five or six at a time. He must be giving them out like candy”

First: I didn’t even know Victoria’s Secret made $1,000 Gift Cards – I might be in the wrong tax bracket. 

Second: Kind of a shame that all those pretty panties are going to go to muscular bossy blondes. 

I suppose giving some one a gift card to buy panties makes it easier for you to get them naked, right?

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