What else would you call a man willing to risk what could be a fiery case of the herpes and Reverse Wonky-eye-itis* just to be marginally famous?
You can practically see Reinhardt talking himself through this photo session. “Yeah, nice nice. Flex the pecs! FLEX. THE. PECS. God, you’re so hawt right now!” Usually Paris is the one shamelessly giving the camera her ‘O’ face, but Dougie saw a chance and took it!
Looking at these pics, I can’t shake the feeling that Doug’s at an audtion that nobody else knows about.
(* Reverse Wonky-eye-itis is when you try so hard to make eye contact with a wonky-eyed person that your eyes get screwed up. )
Her new accessory. At least he gets a lovely parting gift: Valtrex!
Reverse Wonky-eye-itis — genius!
I still think he’s hot.
Just pointing out that her monster hands are larger than his.
That’s always the first thing I notice about Paris. It’s like that song you can’t get out of your head.
This picture kind of makes it look like her nose is about to drip off lol
I am also not the biggest Paris fan but even she deserves so much better than this.
Please, Paris, just don’t reproduce with this celebrity wannabe and be cursed with associating with him for the rest of your life.
We really don’t need another K-Fed…
Sorry, he may be using her shamelessly and that may make him a douche bag, but he’s about 40 times hotter than she is.
He gives me the creeeeeeeps
Soleil you should totally petition Websters to make “Reverse Wonky-eye-itis” one of the new words for 2009. And I agree, he’s totally having eye-sex with the camera… why hasn’t she realized that yet? Oh wait…. its the original disease “Wonky-eye-itis”! Is she ever not stoned?
“Looking at these pics, I can’t shake the feeling that Doug’s at an audtion that nobody else knows about.”
This is exactly what it looks like. These two are so pathetic. Now to say something positive!
Um, Paris’s…..eyelashes are pretty.