First she’s hanging out at the IHOP at 5am and making citizen arrests and now she’s gettin her poker face on at The 7th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational.
Who is this person?
Also at the Invitational were the likes of Benji Madden, Jennifer Tilly, Shanna Moakler, Don Cheadle (whom inexplicably appears to be wearing a turtleneck), William Hung (nice to see he’s still getting invitations) and Daniel Baldwin. Mandatory positive: Daniel has very pretty eyes.
Nicky seems to get a lot done while everybody is staring agape at Paris.
It was nice to see you write something kind for once.
nicky needs to ditch the middle part. its so harsh on her face.
Man, I remember when she was really pretty. She’s getting way worse with age.
She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier than her sister.
she can count? really?
GO TO NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. SHE IS A CRIMINAL.
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIED PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AS IS HER FATHER RICK HILTON.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
NICKY HILTON HAS BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION WHILE NICKY KNOWS FULLY WELL OF PARIS HILTON’S HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AND SHE CONTINUES TO GO AROUND WITH PARIS HILTON IN PUBLIC.
SHE HAS TO BECAUSE PARIS HILTON HAS LOST EVERY FRIEND BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THAT SHE IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AND THAT SHE IS EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
THAT IS WHY HER ONCE BEST FRIEND NICOLE RICHIE WILL NOT TALK TO HER MORE AND NEITHER WILL KIM KARDASHIAN.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
I like the post and i think famous and rich people should play poker more and more….. better for the poker community!
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME. HOPEFULLY EVERYONE HAD A GOOD LAUGH, I KNOW THAT I DID! SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
NO YOU DELUSIONAL STALKER, LET’S DISREGARD YOUR POST MADE ON OCOTBER 27TH, 2009. YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING IN MY NAME FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW, MAKING ABSURD CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON STALKING ME, ABSURD CLAIMS ABOUT HAVING PARIS HILTON’S NAME REMOVED FROM GOOGLE AND WHO KNOW WHAT ELSE. WHAT SORT OF SICK MIND TRIES TO DO THIS? WHY DO YOU TRY TO CLAIM TO BE ME? YOU HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE AND AOL ACCOUNT, WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IN MY NAME? I FEEL VERY VIOLATED AND UNSAFE DUE TO YOUR INSANE DELUSIONS! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IMPOSTER.
THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE).