“Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along. Quite young, for me. What d’you wanna know? How big his cock is? It’s very nice.”
The irrepressible Lily Allen, talking about her burgeoning relationship with dancer Tom Dinsdale, in a new interview.
Lily also opens up about her penchant for strip clubs: “I signed my publishing deal at Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones. It was really embarrassing. It’s quite awkward if you’re not attracted to women, and I’m not. I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day actually, for six hours. I’ve had lap dances there. It’s fun. I like having a chat with the strippers.”
I totally feel her on this one. Despite being a decidedly heterosexual woman, I love strip clubs. I have so much fun getting lap dances and getting to know the strippers. This is going to sound weird, but it’s almost like a female bonding experience. I dig it. I’ve always been really comfortable in strip clubs and with strippers. Plus I can never sleep with a man without telling anyone who’ll listen what his cock’s like.
I hate that the more I learn about Lily Allen, the more I realize how similar we are.
I::HEART::LILYALLEN
Q MAGAZINE IS A GUARDIAN U.K. PUBLICATION. IN THE PAST GUARDIAN U.K HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MISQUOTING LILY ALLEN ( IN PARTICULAR MIRANDA SAWYER) IN JUNE 2008, LILY ALLEN DID A PHOTO SHOOT AND VIDEO TAPED INTERVIEW FOR PAPER MAGAZINE, BUT WOULD NOT GRANT A WRITTEN INTERVIEW, PAPER WROTE THE ARTICLE CLAIMING THAT LILY ALLEN SAID (I WON’T SAY I’LL NEVER DO DRUGS AGAIN) AND IT STARTED A DRUG CONTROVERSY, AFTER BEING REPRINTED IN SEVERAL BLOG POSTS. HER MOST RECENT MISQUOTE, ENCOURAGES CHILDREN TO TRY DRUGS, SHE DENIES THE REMARK ON HER TWITTER PAGE, AND SHE HAS FILED A LAWSUIT. SHE HAS ALSO MADE IT KNOWN THAT SHE WILL NOT DO ANY PAPER WRITTEN INTERVIEWS, SINCE THE DRUG REMARKS FROM LAST JUNE WERE WRITTEN. Any remark or comment made in this article is fabricated! the photograph used in some blog posts was taken in 2007 were Lily Allen is standing in the foreground, away from the man that the article claims to be talking about. It’s a fabricated article!
After a new conquest I go to the bathroom and text my girlfriends to tell them what his penis was like. Is that wrong?
omgosh I am so not like this. And I am kind of glad.
I duno, if the second after I f*cked some dude, all I wanted to do was text my friends…. umm….. no I couldn’t imagine it.
And I would hate to think of some guy immediately texting his friends to describe me naked, or how good I was…. Nah, no thanks
Lily Allen is soooooooooooooooooound. I LOVE HER.
Lily is sound? What does that mean?
Sound is British slang for cool or good.
oh. i like!
what it was like? i don’t have a whole lot of penis experience, so i’m asking, how different can they be?
They’re all different…
I only have known one personally but I have seen my fair share of pornographic type things… every penis is different.
Well let’s just go around the table and share our experiences, shall we ladies? jk
they are all quite different. Sometimes you come across a rather lovely one.
Sound as a Pound Baby!
there is just as much a dramatic difference in boobs as there are in cocks. or noses or eyes. they come in a wide variety. ;)
It would be so nice to stare into the eyes of a panther.
and beet, I’ll give you a lap dance :) my name’s mercedes ain’t it?
“I hate that the more I learn about Lily Allen, the more I realize how similar we are”.
Yeah, lot’s of similarities! Other than the parts about being famous, smokin’ hot, talented and having the ability to hook up with any young guy she chooses, you guys are exactly alike. Dream on Cinderella’s stepsister.
Wow, judging by your comment there’s a very good reason you have an achy, swollen head.
sheesh
ah, not to disappoint you.. but, the picture that’s used to depict the story, about Tom Dinsdales tells me that this didn’t happen. Hoop earrings (she gave them up) original hairstyle, (not extensions) and she’s standing off in the distance, P””lease, that just has in 2007 I took a picture with this guy written all over it!
Thank G-d I’m not the only one! I am such the ‘eff and tell’ girl. Like as soon as the deed is done I’m ready to text my best friends and give them the play-by-play on the shape, size, and color of the wanker at hand. It may be wrong, but you know, I accept my faults.
wanker “at hand” lol
I f*cking love strip clubs. What’s not to like? The strippers buy you drinks because you’re like a break from the drooling masses. The music is great (for the most part). The drinks are always quick to get to you (albeit a little more expensive than most places). And the best reason – there is NO LINE UP for the ladies room.
that is so nasty – f and tell girl? ewww lacking class much?
there is no bonding in strip clubs – you are paying them to hang out with you and most of them don’t want to be there.
Lilly Allen is a twat – i liked her more when she accepted she was slighlty chubs, worked with it and had a giggle. Now she’s weird and trying to hard to stay thinner, and she still isn’t thin. Lil love, it doesn’t matter.
Reminds me of the time we spent $2000 in a strip club in Vegas…. Remember Layla?!?!?! Wasn’t she like a computer information systems major or some shit like that at UNLV?
I have a love hate for Lily, I like her music I think it is quirky and fun but sometimes I have to question whether I think she is an awesome-in-your-face, don’t-give-a-s#!t, play vibrantly chick or whether she is a dirty up herself bitch. I think it is all the bad press she get that make me question her if she was cheered on for her weirdness (kinda like lady gaga is, notice I use the word kinda) maybe we would all think she was a powerful icon but instead she gets spit on. And I have had some great nights in strip clubs
Don’t be too bummed about it. Lily Allen say’s the stories are very false. Read her twitter page (she doesn’t really use My space anymore) But she’ll let you know on twitter if it’s true.. BTW the dinsdale story so.. false
Audio Bullys aren’t dancers!
They make dance music.
I love Lily Allen’s honesty!
Her latest album is really good too.
Lily is a star. I think part of the reason she is so popular is because she’s so open, she makes people feel like they know her!
i also love to tell all my girl friends and gay guy friends about my latest guys dick. i pride myself on my ability to spot a magum wearer from across a room.
I see nothing wrong to being similar to Lily Allen. Her escapades get blown up in the press but she is no different from a normal college girl. MOST late teens / early 20 something.
She is adorable and quirky and has a sound that no one else on the music scene.
She should keep on experiencing life and showing as little shame about it as possible!