Everyone’s been talking about this leaked Oscar Letter that supposedly lists all the winners. The Academy has completely denied the authenticity of the document, and claims that no such letter exists because letters are never sent to the Academy officers prior to the awards. Of course, if it were real, the only course of action for them to take is total denial…so we shall see. I’m usually more interested in the dresses than the actual awards, but I think Kate’s time has come. She’s recently announced that she will never show her glorious Mommy Body in the nude again. Everyone knows you gotta show the teats (or play some sort of conflicted monster) to get that Oscar gold and she did both this year.
If you’re planning on placing any bets there’s still time to make it to the bookie.
Weekdays much more fun.
this seems right. GO SLUMDOG! but its surprising to see amy adams as best supporting actress but i like her so whatever.
That is a great list! It contains all of my desired winners… (:
It would be PRETTY funny if those were the winners…although..even if the list isn’t real…a lot of those would probably win anyway.
SOMEBODY!! ONLY HALF MY COMMENTS HAVE BEEN APPERARING WHEN I POST THEM! WHATS GOING ON?
Maybe Evil Beet does not think that CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME unlike you and keeps on removing them to prevent everyone else’s eyes from bleeding.
Maybe Beet, unlike you, does not think that CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME and keeps on removing your comments to prevent our eyes from bleeding.
It’s really hard to understand your writing. Also, when you mention someone’s name, could you please add the last name as well. “I think Kate’s time has come.”
Thanks!
i think soleil’s assuming that you’re intelligent enough to figure out that kate is kate winslet, the only kate mentioned in the list of supposed oscar winners. apparently not.
definitely fake. no way in hell amy adams is winning
Really. It has to be Penelope Cruz!
If you ask me, these all look pretty legit.
wrong link.
Yea soleil you linked to the good charlotte website.
My bad – I use a mac and a pc and sometimes I get the ‘copy’ commands mixed up. Will fix.
It’s cool same thing happens to me XD
Here’s the real link…
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4782/1235075752496jc8.png
*Yawn*….the Oscars are such a bore. Who even saw these movies?
Funny how you said I was negative. All your posts are negative Jennifer. I guess racists aren’t very positive people.
what did she say that was racist? Just wondering…
Looks like someone has a itty bitty crush on someone else. ;)
O oops. Guess I didn’t learn a thing from “He’s Just Not That Into You”. so wait..let me get this straight.. when you say mean things to a girl it DOESN’T mean you like them? :O :O
lol at anonymous
if this is real i’m going to be pissed
you definitely should have shown the pic after the jump…
Mickey Rourke might possibly win an Oscar? Life is cruel.
boo…I hope it’s not real. thanks for the spoiler.
MY GUESS:
1. TRUE
2. TRUE
3. TRUE
4. ???
5. NO WAY!Did anyone see this movie?I watched it with my nephew.The only reason I didn’t fell asleep in the cinema was that he frequently asked me questions/wanted to use the restroom/laughed(two times) or spilled his orangejuice over my new jeans.I miss the times when Disney-movies were good…
6. ???
7. TRUE
awww, you didn’t like Wall-E?? I loooved it. What a great message, too.
I guess the beginning was pretty slow, but I still thought it was a fantastic movie
I have to admit that the story actually was sweet,but the WAY they did it…soooo lame…but it seems I am alone with my opinion,the movie actually won(*headshaking*)
What the fuck is wrong with you? True or not. Don’t take away the thrill from everyone else. You’re a fucking idiot.
if you don’t want any clues, don’t go on the internet. don’t be such as ass.
don’t be such an asshole.
LOL THIS
gee whiz Wow! if you perused any other internet sites, you would see that Soleil is not the first or only to post “da memo”.
i just can’t figure out why the people who hate on this site, still come here, and still take the time to post!
and really? if this memo is real…are the oscars really that meaningful to you?
whatever, get over it loser!
we’re all kind of losers here, in our own right.
I can kinda see what she meant…she said it terribly, but I was also a little disappointed when I ran across this right before I sat down to watch the Oscars.
…granted, very little of it was true, but still. She could’ve said “possible spoiler alert” or viewed it after the jump.
…yeah, I’ll admit. This post kinda pissed me off. Could’ve added “POSSIBLE OSCAR SPOIL ALERT”. I skipped over it the minute I realized what this was. Giving away the winners is not entertainment.
This post sucks. Thanks so much.
Guess this letter was fake, Penelope cruz…can’t understand a word she says. Oh wait, I just made out “woody”. Heh.
It’s the first time a Spanish actress has ever won an Academy Award.
wish it had been true, penelope cruz– meh.
oh come on. did you even see vicky christina barcelona? it was brilliant. and so was she.
I know, out of la la land but can! we! talk! about how fucking beautiful Robin Wright Penn is? I just saw a shot of her next to her man during the Jerry Lewis award and wow. Wow. Like, she’s not aging. At all. Nada. I so love her.
Totally agreed, she is such a natural beauty. I remember her from way way back when she was in the soap opera “Santa Barbara” on NBC. She sure has come a long way since then
Lol! The visual that pops up when I think of her on that soap is that of Kelly? in the giant peach gown. Let us not forget Jen-ny and Buttercup:)
While am happy that Pitt and Jolie got the twatting they deserved , and elated that my city man AR Rehman won an oscar for a mediocre composition of his ( compared to the actual awesome tunes he has made in his career ) , but 10 awards for SlumDog Millionare ? Are you Fooking Kidding me ?
Thick idiots . Its no way a great movie . Its a mediocre movie , made india look like how india did before 30 years . Yet they make a ridiculous attempt to show how we live right now around the slums . Appalling really !
While the world might think its a fairy tale , feel good movie , i should hang myself looking at the actual movies which could have won the best picture award …
Completely agree with your comments on this – thanks for taking the time to post.
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