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Martha Finally Divulges What She Learned in Prison

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After the Phelpsy scandal I guess Martha finally decided it was safe to come clean and reveal some of her more private interests. Over on EW’s PopWatch blog they’ve received an email stating that Stewart’s upcoming show would be “entirely dedicated to the world of pot.”

*blink*

Reeeeeally? Somehow that fits. Judging from what I know of Martha, she’s wound pretty tight. The only thing that could possibly remove the giant spatula from her ass on the daily is a well-timed bong rip. She probably gets the giggles and bakes. Her guest for the episode will be Jimmy Fallon, which makes sense because I always attributed his inability to get through a sketch on SNL without laughing to his being completely and utterly high the entire time. I hear he’s going to bring her “brownies” YUM.

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