“My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ’cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.”
Kanye West, discussing his young and hyper-sexual computer programming skeelz, during an interview with Details magazine in which he also claims he became successful because of his sex drive:
“People ask me a lot about my drive,” he says. “I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex—to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 a.m., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic…”
OK but seriously is it weird that I’m a little impressed that he wrote that game at the age of 12 and that I want to play it now? I used to write computer games at that age, too. And mine were really sexual as well. It was back in the early ’90s, and I’d write them for, like, DOS and the TI-82 calculator, and people would pass them all around my middle school and everyone loved them, and finally the teachers caught wind of it and I was told I had to delete all my games and not let anyone see them ever again.
And that’s why I had to become a celebrity gossip blogger instead of the next Bill Gates.
Thanks so much, repressive middle school authorities.
he’s such a tool
Beet, you are too funny!
I was sex obsessed too (was?) only I used to write little porno stories and songs.
They were reasonably vanilla though.
ok..didnt u tell us u had alot of sexual partners
no……..? I may have said that with sacrasm……
what is a lot? Iv never told anybody seriously how many sexual partners I have had unless they are one and want to know.
if anyone whose business it isn’t asks me I say something retarded like 380 and a herd of Shetlands.
So yes, i have had 456 sexual partners not including men.
Yeah when I get that question from some guy I’m dating I’m like “Why don’t you just tell me what you’d like that number to be?”
The Mullet is not working.
Why is every word out of his fucking mouth something to make him seem better than everyone else? I could punch him square in the face, I swear! Grr.. He bugs me.
(No, really? tell us how you really feel…)
haha. I actually LOVE when people say that to me after I go off on a total vent. I always have to pause and realize how angry I sound. I think it’s funny.. but I never go back on my original argument.
some things just REALLY piss me off…. and yes, Kanye’s attitude is getting up there.
Those teachers screwed you over, Beet! Damn them. The selfish side of me is glad you became a gossip blogger though, because it makes my life better! I hope you find your Gates-sized fortune in the field of writing.
I wonder what makes people highly sexualized when they are young? I was as well, and seriously thought there was something very, very wrong with me for the LONGEST time. It sucked.
I put it down to being over vitamined by my parents. They turned me into Mega Child, full of lifeforce.
Call me crazy but I think he might be exaggerating the extent of his game a tad