What is it with Paris Hilton?
Why does she have this weird obsession with banging D-list losers?
It looks like the rumors that Paris was dating Hills non-celeb and Amanda Bynes ex, total loser Doug Reinhardt, are true.
I just got word that the hotel heiress and the young man best known for appearing on The Hills were with each other on Valentine’s Day.
Reinhardt even gave her a present for V-Day.
So what does a man get the gal who already has everything?
Sources reveal that Reinhardt gave Hilton a print of an Andy Warhol piece depicting Marilyn Monroe.
Hilton’s grandmother called her Marilyn Monroe when the celebutante was a child. Plus, Hilton has even compared herself to the Hollywood legend. “There’s nobody in the world like me,” Hilton once said. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
Reinhardt was also by Hilton’s side the night before Valentine’s Day when she threw herself a pink-themed party at her L.A.-area house for her 28th birthday.
The question still remains if Hilton and Reinhardt are an actual couple. Sources say that their relationship right now is simply about “hooking up” on a regular basis.
Listen, there are a lot of things I don’t like about Paris Hilton. In fact, that list is endless. We could talk all day, every day, about the things I don’t like about Paris Hilton. But I will admit that she is a pretty girl with a shitload of money and even more fame. Why does she always date these nobodies? They are obviously going to be so obsessed with the fact that they are dating the Paris Hilton that they’ll never be able to treat her like a real human being. Especially a douche like Doug.
Is it just that no one with any amount of respectable fame or success will get within ten feet of her? Or does she take some sick pleasure in toying with these fifteen-minutes-of-fame guys? I think she likes being idolized by the men she’s with. And, while a certain amount of being put on a pedestal is nice, how can you have a true relationship with someone to whom you will always be, essentially, a caricature?
why is she doing this??
and by “this” i of course mean *this creature* doug.
sigh.
paris.
Aside from her money, what does she have to offer? Looks only go so far but eventually, you have to talk to the person. Anyone she dates for a prolonged period must be equally vapid and stupid. Or they have a motive we haven’t figured out yet.
She’s a female douche so dating male douches just makes perfect sense.
hey…who cares, hes hot! id bang him if i could too!
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
Hmmm, why don’t I take this seriously? Because of the caps? Partly but mostly for the misuse of the word “myself.”
I was kind of thinking the same as Cat, they make a good couple. She’s annoying as all heck and apparently he is no good (though that is really sad because he is SO good-looking).
“Is it just that no one with any amount of respectable fame or success will get within ten feet of her?”
Yes. Yes, that is exactly the reason. When you portray yourself as a vapid, narcissistic, socially retarded bimbo for long enough (act or not), it’s inevitable that those qualities will define you. I mean when you have to audition a best friend because the real ones have distanced themselves from you – it’s only a matter of time until you have to realize that you aren’t the queen of the court, but you are, in fact, the jester.
Wow! Well put! I think you’ve summed it up perfectly, Swadoo. She’s more than overdo for a celebrity time-out.
it’s not that she’s obsessed with banging d-list losers, but that only d-list losers will bang her
“Is it just that no one with any amount of respectable fame or success will get within ten feet of her?”
Bingo.
I can’t get over this line “I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.” If that’s true…i feel cheated.
my exact thoughts.
She’s a D-list loser, she should continue to stick with her own kind.
question is, who is this chick not banging? or hasn’t she banged so far? god, this woman makes me go ‘ive got a headache’ all the bloody time.
i heard he got her a lifetime supply of valtrex for V_day
Who do you think you are 2 criticize 1 of my most fave actress?
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33