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Ooh, yay!

It’s not every day you get to read a reporter’s first-hand report of a fight between Cokey-Pants Lohan and SamRo.

ALONG WITH PICTURES!!! I’m just giddy about this.

These photos were taken as Sam and Cokey-Pants ran down the street in Manhattan Friday night, screaming at each other after a late night of partying at Charlotte Ronson’s after party. And a NY Post blogger followed behind Lohan, recording their every word:

“Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?” cried Lindsay Lohan as she chased her lover down East First Street in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day. …

At one point Samantha stopped in the middle of Houston Street and said something in a whisper.

“What are you talking about?” shrieked Lindsay in response, “I’ve been with you all night!”

Samantha seemed to notice me standing there and took off once again, Lindsay following and only stopping to light a cigarette, which she puffed on furiously as she yelled.

I continued following behind, matching Lindsay’s stride, and watching as two paparazzi darted in and out of traffic to get their shots. Other than the photogs and myself, no one out on the 1 a.m. street seemed to notice a starlet in their midst.

Lindsay stomped out her cigarette just before following her girlfriend into the Bowery Hotel, where they either made up or else continued the emotional meltdown in more private quarters.

As you’ll recall, Cokey-Pants and Sam were supposed to host a Valentine’s Day party in Florida on Saturday, but neither showed up. They cited “illness.”

Oh, you girls. You’re so addicted to the drama. AND DRUGS.

Thanks Anna! I’d be Lohan-lost without your tips!

18 CommentsLeave a comment

  • As a casual observer I kinda think that Linds is the psycho in this couple….spoiled rotten dysfunctional mess….thanks mom and dad Lohan.

  • hah,
    im watching confessions of a teenage drama queen
    right this moment.
    its weird seeing her back then and now.

  • i am just so proud of my fellow new yorkers for “seem[ing] not to notice a starlet in their midst”.
    see, THIS is why we are so cool. we’re not pervy voyeur photogs – we’re neurotic, we’re jaded as all hell and we just do not give a fuck.

    i just hope neither of them is as insecure in their relationship as they’re made out to be. that kind of thing just hurts and the idea makes me sad.

    • Right? While living in the city I never ONCE saw a mass of photographers bothering anyone like they do in LA. I love that about New York!

  • Wouldn’t a professional writer know to not misuse the word “myself?” That’s my biggest pet peeve right now.

  • beet (sasha) seems to be one of the very few bloggers who doesn’t (always) just automatically post everything that all the other blogs do and also seem to have a backbone.
    so could you explain to me why there are no videos of all these public fights? i mean if the paps are there with the cameras why don’t they just film it ?
    i mean even i could to that with my cell. its just odd.
    as much as i don’t doubt these two are fighting as much as the next couple. its hard to believe when its just accompanied by pics of them looking like they are trying to hail a cab…