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Jonas Exes Unite!

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Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift’s Fifteen at this weekend’s Grammys.  Taylor told Ryan Secrest, “We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of agreed, ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if Miley was up there too and we’re singing together?’ And we’re excited about it.”

Miley admitted that when she was young, you know, fifteen, she thought she knew everything.  Now that she is experiencing all the wisdom that comes with sixteen, she has just taken to offending entire cultures. Way to grow, Miley!

The Jonas Brothers are also performing Sunday night.  This could be a perfect storm for drama. I love it!

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  • Boy do I ever want to rip that tongue of hers out of her head and jam it down her cock sucking throat. I really wish the person who hijacked the plane to murder her actually got the chance to finish her off!

      • somebody once planned to hijack a plane and crash it into a miley cyrus concert… a rather obscure reference considering that she has since morphed into the gene simmons wannabe we see today.

  • I doubt it Miley is 5’7 but even if she is I think Taylor was around 5’11. She IS that tall! Anyways I hate this picture because Miley is just as stupid as always, she could have posed nicely but she had to ruin it – another proof for her recklessness.

    ~LIA~

  • The success of Miley Cyrus is prof to me that in this country anything (and I mean absolutely ANYTHING) can be sold to the moronic, squealing tweens and their clueless parents who have made that family of backwoods, knuckle-draggers rich beyond belief. It leaves one to ponder the very existence of God in a rational universe.

  • “We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of agreed, ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if Miley was up there too and we’re singing together?”

    No. No it would not be cool. Not at all.

  • oh boy, this kind of thing makes me feel proud of being english. she is so gonna be the next amy winehouse.

  • In this picture it’s like Taylor’s the sweet poor girl who gave up her dreams to watch over her retarded (“mentally disabled” “special needs” whatever) little sister.

    Honestly, Miley, you look like you have Down Syndrome.