Russell Brand has shared new revelations about his favorite hobby, and no, it’s not experimenting with eyeliner. He sleeps with three women a day. I can’t find a way to exercise three times a month, but he fucks every eight hours. And I don’t mean that he has a rotating line-up of two or three women. Ninety. Different. Women. Each. Month. Whatever.
I don’t understand the allure of this modern day Wilt Chamberlain. Attractive? No. Funny? Absolutely not. Hygenic? Rhetorical. Are there really that many fame whores out there to keep up his endless supply of pussy? Does he have a sex scheduler who makes all the hotel reservations? These are the questions that keep me awake at night; I have to know how this obsessive screwing works.
Brand has a long history of alcohol and substance abuse yet claims to be clean since 2002. His Wikipedia page lists him as a recovering sex addict. Time for an update!
He’s currently filming The Tempest with Helen Mirren, a woman he admits he’d like to “cuddle in a bra” with. Wow, he really is an addict.
I would NEVER! Ew!
Bitch, please! Hahah, why do all these guys are always talking about how much they get laid?? Ugghhh.
He looks like Charles Manson, but creepy.
You know how if you’re having a walk in the park and come across a huge crowd of people forming a tight gawking circle around something, you have to find out what it is, regardless of how shit the end result might be? Same principle. The guy is a lothario. I’ll do the mattress mambo with him just to find out what all the fuss is about!
we don’t even need to make fun of you, Alice.. you’re doing that yourself. I’m sure if you walked by a bum fight in a park, you’d fuck the bum(s) just to find out what all the fuss is about, right?
Hee.
then she should steal all their money
that is DISGUSTING. and he is DISGUSTING. and I can’t believe that someone is besmirching Shakespeare’s holy name by putting HIM in a movie based on “The Tempest”. I absolutely refuse to see it now. IF someone that vulgar is going to be in it…
Not to mention the film sounds like crap to begin with. “ProsperA”? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
russell brand is absolutely hilarious and incredibly sexy…maybe because i’m from england i get his appeal & american’s just don’t haha :)
i love how you said he claims to have been clean lol…he has :) read his autobiography (which was a worldwide best seller) and you will see for youself !
haha i love him.
Totally agree.
Love him too.
Maybe it IS because you’re from england, hannah.. thank you for keeping your trash on your side of the pond russell
I’m from England too Hannah and I couldn’t agree more!
I find him strangely attractive just because he’s so quirky.. and he is SO funny. I just think it’s one of those cultural things.. if you didn’t grow up with that humor then you don’t get it. But he always makes me CRY with laughter. :) What a legend.
I’ve always had a thing for Russell Brand…yum!
I think I would see it just for Helen Mirren.
What country does this guy live in where AIDS, Herpes, and Chlamydia don’t exist? This was not worth a post!
Russell Brand is not a role model. He is just the befor picture in an adverstiment for the needs for disinfectant wipes. The sad part is that thousand of beautiful, young women are already lined up for him.
Like most guys, I’m sure he’s lying.
I think he’s hilarious and just out for a laugh and that’s why I think he’s lying. It’s just too preposterous to be true.
There was always a Ghey-Vibe about the lad. Covering up some shit, for reals…
i bet he smells like cheese. : /
He’s such a liar.
There is no way in hell he could bang 3 women a day.
He couldn’t be able to do anything else.
And he’s ugly as shit.
He’s not even mildly attractive or interesting.
Gag me.
Actually he’s very funny, witty, intelligent and sexy in a dirty way. His stand up routine is very original.
My MOTHER has a crush on him. For reals.
I would want to cuddle with Helen Mirren too! She was crazy in her day and has great boobs, especially for someone her age. Yeah, I’m jealous :(
He could be incredibly hot. I’d do him in a heartbeat, but not before a very long bath in a very large vat of disinfectant.
He’s not my type, but I have to admit he’s certainly not ugly by any means. The stupid hair and stupid jokes (including this one about sleeping with three women per day) are easy to look past. Google his image and you’ll see homeboy cleans up well and takes a mean photo sometimes.
If the hair up top looks like that can you imagine the mess “down unda”?
Maybe that’s why he can’t get the same woman to lay him twice.
I would never sleep with anyone who even claimed that they slept with this many people. I mean… how special would you feel? So not worth the risk of disease.
how can there be fame whores for him if he’s not even FAMOUS. seriously, half the people i know are like who the ef is this guy? he looks like a homeless person. i dont believe for a second that he’s getting that much
Yuck. Not even if he an entire body condom.
Shit. Insert
I honestly think he does that nest on top because his hair would be really feminine if he didn’t. Honestly, look how perfect his curls are. I would kill for that.
haha I agree
He slays me. I love to watch him because he’s a complete fucking train wreck. I think he goes for the shock-and-laughter value more than anything. I doubt seriously that he was being 100% serious.
Yucky. I met him in Primrose hill once….he’s even uglier in person…especially without all the makeup he’s wearing here. I do not, repeat do not see his appeal…how does anyone else!!!??
That’s gonna hurt to comb out.
Zomg. I love me some Russell Brand. I just think his sense of humor isn’t for everyone… But anyways, I would- more than three times a day.
His wiki page needs to list him as a compulsive liar. This is such crap!
90 women a month. That’s exhausting. I’d rather be doing things, working, chilling out, rather than having crazy hot sex all the damn time. Seriously.
i dont know why,
but i actually like him.
i mean, he doesnt disgust me.
im not british,
so you cant accuse me of being prejudiced.
im asian, thankyou.
Maybe it’s his awesome bone structure? That’s what I noticed right off the bat – and I had never heard of him before today.
ugh I hope he takes 90+ showers a month too
Eh, I think he’s funny. I don’t care who he sleeps with.
Ew it’s that creepy Greek greaseball from AI4. Yuk.
A prime candidate for AIDS. Keep it up, Russell. No pun intended.
what the hell this fuckin guy looks like a wearwolf who had sex 7 times before dinner why would he even put that pic up if hes so damn ugly
The boy is hot!.
If Americans see anything that is not all blond and Prodent….they get squeamish. This guy has wit and a sex appeal. More than enough.
Dont be hatin’ on him ‘cuz he aint wearin AberZombie and Gap,
unfunnniest guy on the planet since Dane Cook.
and I’ve been on safari.