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Someone Needs To Let Katie Holmes Know That “SAG” Is A Noun Not A Verb When Awards Are Involved

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Last night, Katie Holmes had the honor of presenting the SAG Award for Male Actor in a Leading Role to Sean Penn.

SAG Award dresses need to be discussed in detail.  But for the moment, I need someone to set me straight on why beautiful Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons.  Oh, right, because she’s married to Tom Cruise.  That vampire role was the best he was ever cast; he sucks the beauty and life out of everyone he marries.  Don’t believe me?  Pictures in gallery are of women in the early days of dating Tom Cruise and what they look like after their sham marriages ended.  Scientology Tom Cruise kills, people.

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  • i was never a katie holmes fan, but seeing her last night was so sad. i remembered why i found her attractive years ago, she had twinkle of hope and joy in her eye and her face was really pretty.

    to see what she allowed herself to get pulled in to is just so sad. no make-up, disheveled. i wonder if it’s true what i heard (which i’m sure it is) that tom cruise went down a list of actresses who refused his marriage advances. too bad katie fell for it

  • Can we get a mole situation update, Wendie? (See boob signing entry :D) A lot of us were kinda concerned for beet’s weird looking mole that could be skin cancer and encouraged her to have it checked out. Thanks.

  • What’s up with the aspect ratio on some of these pics, can’t you resize them properly?
    I know these people are slim, but this is ridiculous.

    I think Katie Holmes looks pretty though. Only the dress is an unfortunate choice.

    • Sorry, fixed! The new version of WordPress can sometimes have a mind of its own with these things. We’re still adjusting.

    • Ho ho ho!

      Oh, wait…

      “Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons.”

  • look at the crazy, insane way she is gripping the statuette, and the almost ready for hysterics smile. the thought bubble over her should read “what if i lost control and bashed tom’s head in with this”.
    wow. go for it, katie!

  • Seems like Nicole looked better then, really.

    These days she’s all shiny and pulled and, well, she has those odd dents around her hairline a la Mickey Rourke.

  • Mimi deserves to look fuggy..
    I joined the Church of Scientology while married to my first wife, actress Mimi Rogers, from 1987-1990.

    I suddenly divorced my second wife, Nicole Kidman, in February of 2001. This had nothing to do with that California law. (If it could be proved that she and I were together for 10 years or more, we’d have to divide the assets of our marriage equally.) We had decided to split, it was just a coincidence. When she told the press it was a shock that I filed for divorce, it was a mistake–she just forgot the date.

    It also had nothing to do with all those interviews where Nic said she wasn’t a Scientologist. Absolutely nothing.
    quoted from;
    http://www.scientology-kills.org/personal_pgs/crusie/cruise_page.htm

  • Tom Curis sucks!!!! He made he dress like this im sure. I really miss the old cute Katie! I havent been a fan of her since she started dating that weirdo!!

  • I think she sold her soul to tom cruise. Very rich, A-list, a stepladder to serious fame.
    Which small key actress doesn’t dream with this opportunity?
    She got what she wanted but she lost her happiness.
    I think is sad to see how a kid is been used to keep fading dad on the media,
    To me, tom is a sick man who got lost on a character he created for himself.
    I would not be surprised if one day he says:
    I don’t have a clue who am i!

  • @Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?