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January 22, 2009
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Brandi Cyrus, Miley Cyrus
134 Comments

Here is Miley Cyrus’s latest video blog. No Mandy this time — she’s doing it with her sister, Brandi.

She raps.

I made it up until the 2:40 mark until I could go no further. My brain threatened to explode. I refuse to risk my life for this job.

I challenge any of you to beat my time. Can you stand her for longer than that?

Watch the video and record your time in the comments.

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  • 28 secs…right about the time she mentioned “Miley World”…i was done. I give you some credit beet…better make sure there aren’t any side effects from the exposure!

  • 4:31

    Wow. So many things that could be said about that video, but I don’t want to reflect on any of it for fear of my own brain combusting.

  • I beat your time by a couple of seconds, but my brain did partially explode. Actually it was more of that “burp” kind of thing you get from thick soup in a microwave, but the trickle of blood from my ear is undeniable. I just tightened up my hat and went on, thinking, “..only in America..” Then I put on some Britney and poked myself in the eye with a white-hot sewing needle…

  • 8:44… 8 minutes of my life i will never get back. What a waste and I cannot remember a word she said…really set the record straight then?!

  • I made it ALL the way through.. Surprisingly enough. But I can’t figure out who is more obnoxious… Miley or her sister?

  • Hang in there to about 2:15, you gotta hear her rap :( . I can’t stand her voice, do two more obnoxious girls exist??

  • 1:23….”I love you cause you’re poor?” Oh, man, she is way past annoying. She’s awful! Miley world?
    I have never listened to one of her songs. And I’m glad I haven’t!

  • i made it to 2:47, when she just starts naming iron maiden songs. i’d have more respect if she was into slayer.

  • Um, okay. 8:44. Does she say, “That was honest” at the end? Yeah, okay…

    Miley. Seriously.
    Her entire family is living in some miley-ocentric bubble; it has to pop someday.
    RIght?

    • I didn’t watch the video but do I get brownie points for sitting all the way through Bolt,knowing going in that she was voicing the main character?

  • i made it all the way. you guys are all lame, act like any video blog you would have made at the age of 16 would have been any less annoying.

  • 5 minutes….those 5 minutes of my life i will never get back….i tuned her out and then i looked up….and i felt my brain slowly melting.

  • originally 1:49. took a break. made it to 3:14. glad i didn’t miss that “response rap” about her Iron Maiden shirt. Life is ALL ABOUT HER.

  • i watched the whole thing. yea she’s annoying but she’s no more annoying than any other girl her age…my fifteen year old sister acts just like that half the time.

  • 5:08…when she started with the “opera” singing. Why does she talk as if she has way too many teeth in her mouth…or is it in concert with the actual size of the teeth that makes her sound like that? I’d like to know!

    Is that her half-sister and if so, whats the story there?

    And more importantly…wtf is a 21 year old ( Mandy) doing hanging with a tween? Now thats immature…at least Miley has an excuse…she’s a child.

  • She sure does produce deep horizontal forehead groovewrinkles for a teen. That area will not look pretty by the time she is 25. Start the Botox soon, kiddo.

  • 3:15. i literally started screaming. she is so effing annoying and spoiled. uggggh. excuse me while i go cry.

  • 34 seconds, and actually I had to force myself past the 8 second mark after the “yo’s” Ho’s and they yo’s annoy me.

  • I listened for a few seconds then skipped through it . And then i stopped it because her voice makes me wanna jump out the window.

  • i watched it twice, she reminds me of kendra wilkinson in this video.

    obviously not appearance wise, but how they act!!!!!

  • 4.30 – She tried to be all role model like by apologising for not wearing a helmet, saying everyone should, then proceeds to say how she never sees anyone wearing one. Way to uh, back up your own argument there…

  • I cannot believe i just abused my brain by watching more than a few mins of that video. Its hiddeous. Im sorry but the girl makes my skin crawl – its so cringeworthy. I could not be a bloody miley fan even if i was 12 years old- everything she says is just so highly patronising and makes me want to vom. Im sure when shes a bit older looking back at these videos shes going to be embarassed – or at least she should be!!!

  • Oh geez, the minute 38 seconds I spent watching that video will never come back. I could have been reading more Evil Beet!!

  • i watched the whole thing. it was pretty interesting. she talks about the jonas brothers and organic make up and being healthy. i’m sorry, but whats so wrong about that?
    i like miley cyrus. she seems like a great person. i’m only one year older than her, but she seems totally mature for her age. people need to stop hating on her.

  • “…and I love that you guys are poor and I love that.”

    Umm,okay.

    She has such an annoying voice.

      • Heh, if she’d said poor it would have made it a hell of a lot funnier though.

        I just want to know what kind of people actually enjoy watching this shit.

  • I didnt even watch it as my work computer is soooo slow but she’s only 16. She’s just like any other 16 yr old but she has the whole world giving her attention and commenting on her every move. I say give her a break, she’ll grow up soon (hopefully).

    • You think every 16 year old acts like this? Uhm, when I was 16 I was nothinngg like that. (And it wasn’t so long ago) Miley Cyrus acts like she is 12.

  • Does she know the universe is not Miley-Universe? ‘Cause she loves it. Really. Loves it. 1:30 and I’ll not try again.

  • 0:01…I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I was gonna do the whole thing but decided against after getting robbed in the t-shirt competition. I still feel that I shoulda won!!!

  • GODDAMN this bitch is annoying..
    im about her age, and i’m a helluva lot more mature than she is. i just dont see where anyone got the idea that she’s so ‘grown up’ for her age. shit.

    ..if anyone cares i made it to 2:57

  • the whole thing :(

    i seriously hate her more now than i ever have. i’m like the least violent person ever…but this video provokes some kind of visceral reaction in me. watching her talk makes me want to smack her across the face and duct tape her mouth shut. she’s like the perfect stereotype of an idiotic teen who thinks she’s the coolest thing ever while pretending to be all laid back. ughh. i eagerly await the day perez breaks the news of her pregnancy/herpes outbreak/xrated vid with mickey rourke.

    ps. spit your DAMN gum out while you’re talking, miley!

    • I’m glad you didn’t say we’re all idiots. Seriously guys, there are some pretty decent teenagers out there. You just have to find us. We’re not all boy crazy, model loving attention whores with terrible fashion sense.

      • i haven’t been her age for almost ten years, but i’m not far enough away from being a teen to start imagining that they’re all the same :)

        i’m disappointed that people are chalking up her douchiness to her age. that’s no excuse for her…well…douchiness. go liv!

  • ok, ripped up shirts are not a ‘new thing.’ people have been doing that for ages.
    i wear ripped up shirts, and hell, i dont do it cuz of miley cyrus. ew.

  • you know, when she showed her zits and stuff, she seemed really honest and not afraid of what anybody thinks. I can’t stand her or her toad of a sister, but I kind of liked her sincerity in this video.

    *butcher me now*

    • i wouldn’t call showing off an “unmade” face when you’re clearly wearing make-up the most sincere of things to do…

  • 8:44, bitches!

    Ugh. I can’t believe I made it all the way through. It nearly killed me. She really is THAT annoying.

  • Got through the whole thing. Everything she mentions has a valid point. Do YOU look perfect 24/7? Probably not. Behind the “I love this, I love that” banter, there is a heart and feelings. I really do wish we’d all leave her alone to be as normal as possible, but that wouldn’t be good gossip.

  • Gah, I watched the whole freaking video.

    First minute I started feeling sick, but the last 1:40 was serious torture.

    … her puppy is cute though

  • so basically “mileys” whole video thing is just responding to what the media says. I actually watched the whole thing. (I know I’m crazy right!?!) but no just buzzed, and I’m thinking “wow this girl needs to smoke weed.” I mean atleast she won’t sound like an idiot and she will be laid back. No one wants to listen to some hyper sixteen year old. Anyways, FYI “miley” don’t ever say you don’t care or listen to the media because you obviously do if you need to have a show where you explain all your actions. And just because you name four iron madden songs doesn’t mean you know them.

  • 2:28, i couldn’t do it. it’s the way she talks that really gets to me! & the accent!
    oh my god! like! totally! awesome! you guys! whatever!

  • I could barely hold the still up long enough to read the challenge! I absolutely refuse to watch. It just goes to show that the young Millenials have no filter as to what it put out there on the internet, etc. Our parents fight for our right to privacy and this girl just goes and puts it all out there, providing more fodder for us and all gossip outlets. I’m saying sex tape will be leaked in maybe 1-2 years tops.

  • OMG!!! this is so aweful i can’t bear to watch it!!!!
    i made it to five minutes!!!!
    this is like the worst thing you can let your 10 yr olds watch!!! their poor rotting brains…..

  • I didn’t mind it. I mean, I feel like she’s really busy trying to prove herself and that’s not exactly cool. If you’re happy with yourself you don’t need to prove it to anybody but I think she explained some FAQ’s in kind of a fun way so it was refreshing to see her approach these topics.

  • I watched it all SUCK ON THAT!
    I feel really bad like Im turning on my religion or sumfing but she’s not actually all bad here (ignoring the rapping etc etc etc)

  • 1:27….and is she drunk? she seems to be slurring and having trouble focusing. maybe she’s always this way…

  • Almost finished the whole thing, but turned it off 20 seconds to the end. Pretty pointless if you ask me. I wonder if she notices how idiotic she sounds.

  • 2:09
    i don’t know how i lasted that long…I was distracted
    but…I have the same name as her dog.

    How long would it take for me to change my name?

  • whole thing, but drifiting in and out of consciousness – So she doesn’t ear a helmet! There’s hope! There’s hope she’ll disappear into a long-term care facility for people with brain injuries, and I love that! I am so seriously.

  • I made it all the way through only do sit in utter amazement throughout the whole thing at how dumb and self-centered she is. No one gives a crap if she likes Iron Maiden or if she wears a helmet. She’s just trying to seem like the perfect role model for people.

  • 0:36
    I can’t even stand her speaking voice, I REALLY don’t want to hear the little redneck hellspawn rap.

  • DUDE!!! i couldn’t stand it even with my no fucken speakers i think even deaf people can fucken hear this bitchs’ annoying voice :D five dollar foot long

  • wow just when i thought her show couldn’t get any worse she proved me wrong.
    She sounds like a beaver on a bad acid tripp.
    :D

  • 0.33… i couldnt make it after

    “errrr i think my world is a perfect place”

    she’s looking very haggered these days

  • okey first of all she says she is not a POSER yeah right that girl that freaken lezbo has been trying to act all rocker seens her ex-boyfriend nick jonas broke up with her. GET A LIFE MILEY AND STOP POSING AND RAPING YOU SUCK AT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Far out man
    dis girl needs a good kick up the rear end FOR GODS SAKE DONT RAP !!
    You may be an alright singer though i dont like any of her songs and her show desperately needs some better jokes. btw my time was about 0.30.

  • 0.58 seconds..
    ewww >.< miley cyrus loves me..
    evn though she said “i love my miley fans..”
    she kept repeating that she loves “you” as in me!!!
    ARGHHH!!!

  • Like seriously. I cannot effing stand her anymore. Like; honneyy. You cant rapp? Hasn’t your dady made that clear yet? Your family isnt good at anything. You cant sing, you cant act and you most definatly cannot be natural. Like honestly honney, you 15. Shouldnt you been studying, or practising more? I know its mean, but i just had to let it go.

    • like seriously shut up…….. like are you in middle school? like i didnt so, so like grow up……… yea see how annoying that gets? like totally….
      and i bet shes a heck of alot better then you in many ways, dude your just mad cause its not you making as much money as she does… quit judgeing others, and take a look in the mirrir first before you start judgeing others or hating others. jeez i cant beleive alot of people……. if they want to judge or hate then they need to look at themselfs in the mirror first! GAHH! yes im a miley fan to. i dont watch miley and mandy show though.

      to all the haters:
      and FYI, anyone dissing any celebrity is just made cause its not them in the place making money……… and also, celebritys are JUST like us….. why the hell do they have to act diff just cause there celebritys? they have a life, they have there friends, they have there own ways. if you dnt want to watch whatevery you all dont like then dont watch them…….. jeez hate is a srong term of words…….. you cannot hate anyone besides yourself…. so before you go on hating someone else, take a look in the mirrir first! i bet your not perfect either… so they dont have to be perfectt… yes im a miley fan to… but that still doesnt change the fact that you cannot hate someone ccuase of the way they are or sing or what they do……. if you hate then hate yourself… simple as that, and if you judge you better go look in the mirrir first, cause you in no way are any better!

  • come to my house and let me stick out my dick in side your mouth so baby get naked 1402 becky court

  • i went with the ultimate challenge… i watched it completely and with headphones at full volume. i almost blew my brains out around 5:02 and i felt like vomiting at 8:43 like 1 sec before it ended.

  • im a 17 yo, black dude, and i watched all 8’44” of it. Miley is so cool and sexy 2. She got hella haterz tho, but dats good becuz u need haterz n ur life. Thats why she is the #1 young star n da world right now so if yall wanna hate on me 2 feel free

  • i watched the whole thing!! i love Miley. she is amazin nd is so beautiful. i could listen to her all day long!! keep it up Miley!!!! xxxx