Someone in Britney Spears’ camp (specifically her assistant, Brett), didn’t get the memo about how we inaugurated the most-hyped President in U.S. history today. While the rest of the Twitter Nation was Obama-ing endlessly, Britney Spears’ sole tweet today was about getting, like, her Mrs. Timberlake dildo out of the Public Storage.
Oh, and word on the street is that Britney will be “writing” an “autobiography” after her World Tour. I hope they get a better ghostwriter than the folks who manage her Twitter. Hey, Britney! I’m available!!! I would write you a KILLER “autobiography.” Best. Seller.
Beet, you’d so kill Brit’s autobiography. Kill as in a GOOD thing. She should totally hire you!
thank you thank you thank you for mentioning this. i laughed so hard at this comment that came from nowhere while everyone else & their brother’s gf twittered about a)the inauguration, b)the celebs at the inauguration, c)Who they were with in DC for the inauguration or d) GObama (or Bidens glorious hair). Thank you for reporting Real things that matter… to me =)
Biden has the creepiest hair I’ve ever seen. It looks like doll hair, where it’s so thin you can see the individual follicles and shit.
Here in DC, Joe Biden’s nickname is “Plugs”. He was very bald back in the 90’s and got extensive hair plug implants back then.