I’m truly not trying to shake your faith in mankind but there does seem to be a theft and betrayal theme to the celebrity news stories tonight.
Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian Dane Cook, was arrested today on larceny and forgery charges. In one incident, McCauley allegedly transferred $3 million from Cook’s account into his own. It goes to show you how stupid criminals can be. Did he really think Dane wouldn’t notice $3 million missing?
Stealing from your boss is bad enough but here’s the real Happy Holidays for you: Did I mention that McCauley is Dane Cook’s brother? Yes, the fuck over came from his very own flesh and blood.
is he the one that used to work at the bk lounge?
bahahahahaaa (this comment made my day). but truly, the story is like, so sad.
Thats sad.
I can’t stand Dane Cook but I feel bad for the dude. At least justice is getting served.
What goes around comes around, maybe? Dane Cook is known for stealing material.
Glad you are feeling better, Wendie. Hope your youngun is too.
There is something about Dane Cook’s face… I have no idea what it is, perhaps his eyebrows, but it scares me. He looks like a snake or something. Please help, I need to figure this out. What is it about his face?
He has a smarmy smirk.
I have it by a reliable source (I sound like STAR Mag) that Dane (who doesn’t drink) likes to get underage chicks drunk and take them to his new home–not the shitty (literally) apartment he and his dog used to inhabit–and do bad things to them. Nice. Ugh. Maybe that’s what his eyebrows are saying.
Awful story but great caption!
WHY do they have two different last names?? Diff mom/dad? I read up ’bout the guy, no word of this dude. Hmmm. Sucks that the person who you SHould be able to trust…your own brother, would be such a scum…Hear that David????
Haha , wow his brother.
I was reading this and I didn’t see that coming .
That is sad. But you know what’s even MORE sad? DANE COOK has 3 million dollars that someone assumed he wouldn’t miss.
The world is unfair.
well, if he’s a douchebag to us, imagine what he must be to his brother???
hes probably entitled to it!
HAAAAHA a standup guy…
you are so funny beet :). i love the puns.
Wendie’s post, not Beet’s.
Not your fucking post Wendie. It’s Beets.
loved the titles. puns are so great when used well.
oh and I hate dane cook… but this story is a bit sad… but not as sad as I am that dane cook even had that much money in the first place..
Darryl’s defense: Mom liked him better.
Proving that even his family can’t stand Dane Cook and wants him to die an impoverish death in the gutter, it’s not just the rest of us!
What’s killing Dane today is that all over the entertainment industry, everyone is laughing at him, not that his brother stole from him – but that his own brother would steal from him. He’s truly hateful and nobody can stand him, he’s the one who somehow has stolen a career so it’s karmic. Every time he’s cast in something, a puppy dies.
what are you guys even talking about? dane cook is absolutely halerious in every single way. i’ve never met anyone who doesnt think hes one of the funniest mother fuckers around.
what are you guys even talking about? dane cook is absolutely halerious in every single way. i’ve never met anyone who doesnt think hes one of the funniest mother fuckers around.
i agree kale. i think dane cook is hilarious and really attractive. god, hateful people really piss me off. get over yourselves.