Frankly, I’m torn between the auto-play music (Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry”) or the fact that his logo looks a lot like Perez Hilton’s did a few years back. I’m also terribly disappointed that I haven’t been added to his blogroll yet. It may be related to the scathing email I sent him after he emailed me to let me know he launched a new blog to be mean to his own daughter (he didn’t respond). Come on, Mike, give Evil Beet some blogroll love. We’ll link back! You have no idea how many people would kill to be on this blogroll. Trust me, I get the emails every single day. Mostly they’re from websites selling drugs or porn. How about I forward you all those emails in exchange for a blogroll link?
Anyway, Michael has called a truce with his daughter, and has printed this on his website, and I just don’t think the English language has words to describe how fucking insane this shit is:
There is a truce between Lindsay and I, so please stop adding any fuel to the fire. I respectfully ask that all sources, so called friends and mouthpieces refrain from any more comments or suggestions on her blog.
ZOMG.
The ONLY person who has EVER added fuel to this fire is YOU, Michael. ONLY YOU.
I rarely say things like this, but just do us all a favor and kill yourself, okay?
(But not before you add me to your blogroll!)
Wow, Lindsey must be a really great person to be able to call a truce between them. I know if my father did that, I wouldn’t even be able to do that.
I think any correspondence between Papa Lohan and Lindsay is strictly in his head.
It makes me laugh that he has a ‘booking contact’. Who in hell would want to ‘book’ him for an event? Maybe as a guest speaker at your daughter’s marriage to her long term girlfriend… or not.
What a sick, sad world. I don’t know what’s worse — the fact that this man has a website, the fact that he thinks anyone will look at his website, the fact that I looked at his website, or the fact that many other people will look at his website.
haha . So true.
i also regret clicking this link to his website and reading what he had to say…because i frankly CANT STAND HIM. He is a self-righteous, pompous buffoon whose only blog worthy material is the fall out with his family which he “fuels” mostly on his own! His verbal diahrrea with all its quotes on the bible were just too much for me. Everyone should boycott this guy. His fame is not deserved.
I agree with you .
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Frankly , I’d rather chop off my hands with a rusty spoon than read his bullshit . He is such a lying narcissistic asshole . Everything he says is bullshit . Everything is fake . So blatantly fake…I won’t even give his the satisfaction of a boycott . Because it will just give him the attention that he obviously wants so bad. And your right, he doesn’t deserve it . At all .
Even if it’s bad attention . This guys is such a fucking famewhore. Or worse….ugh…Way worse. If I could find a word….
that photo of michael & linds is very telling…she looks like she’s getting ready to bolt away. see how she has her arm up to keep him from smothering her? eeeeek. maybe this asswipe should take some parenting lessons from grandpa sam!
Michael Lohan makes my mouse slimy. He won’t get any hits on his “website” from me. This is an easy boycott.
This guy is annoying .
What does he do ?
Why in hell is he writing a blog?
Wtf…?
It seems to me like he is just feeding off Lilo’s fame.
All this guy wants is attention.
Don’t even give him the satisfaction…
PLEASE!
You know , with all the little things he says and does , if I was Lindsay I’d smother this dickhead with a pillow . No , even better , a shot to the head.
If I CAN’T stand him , how the fuck can she ? lol
Ew , He just creeps me out ….
There’s something about him that just screams “child molester.”
Idk , maybe it’s just me …
No, not just you. He’s got that super creepy pedo vibe going on. Gawd, he is such a butt-boil.
Yes! Someone agrees!
He totally has a pedo vibe.
He makes me sick.
So let me get this straight * tee hee* he contacts every blog on the planet with the promise of giving information about his daughter, who used to have a career that he’s helped destroy, and now that she has finally returned his 100k calls he wants the parasites to leave him alone? Oh MY GOD, he’s schizophrenic! what the hell kind of parent is he. Oh yeah one the courts won’t allow to see his kids, and the illegitimate one he doesn’t support – that kind of parent!
Actually I am dissappointed that Liho caved in to this freak, menace and toxic person, the blog was only started to blackmail her emotionally and it worked – he forced to begin to have contact with his mentally ill ass again. Luckly for he by being tolerent of him it makes her look even more emotionally ill so that no one will hire her. God, this girl needs to get some help getting clear of him for once and all. She looks like such a tool, and so erratic with him in her life that she’s never going to get a career back. It looks like what it is a very sick co dependent relationship. You can be really fucked up in Hollywood, really fucked up, as long as nobody on the outside knows, and your issues can be “contained” once that thin veil of protection is gone, so is your career unless you are able to live a reasonably normal life, like RDJ.
She’s really destroying her own career, or taking such terrible advice, she’s really only a year or so away from working at IHOP. It so sad to see her contemporaries doing so well and she’s just sliding further away from a career.
your totally retarded to say that he should just go kill himself, maybe he needs to change his pretty ridiculous behaviour but honestly change would be a lot more appreciated than him dying, plus all these people hating on him that bad is probably not going to help the case, after all he is the father of 5 kids and maybe deep inside he wants to change, all these pressures from every direction is the kind of thing that cause people to have some sort of mental imbalance, he is a person and hes made a LOT of mistakes, if people jsut stop magnifying him maybe he would just be a normal person.