Lindsers looks fantastic like always (these days!), smoking a cigarette with SamRo outside of Neiman Marcus after a long, hard day of shopping. Hey, at least something in her life is long and hard these days! (Ba-dum-bum ching! Honestly people if I were getting laid AT ALL I wouldn’t have to make these jokes.)
I continue to obsess upon her boots, and would like to say thank you to the commenter who told me where to find the knock-off versions of the boots she was wearing here. I received them in the mail today, and they are fucking amazing and when I wear them I feel like a movie star. Seriously I try not to spend too much time thinking about the things I would be willing to do in exchange for Lindsay Lohan’s boot collection. It’s not good for my self-esteem.
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i liked your joke. and from your pictures, you would have no problem finding something good that would prevent future such jokes. and i’m sure lindsay has done many self-esteem lowering things for her boot collection.
i do love a good pair of knock-off shoes. i got my air jordans that way.
how about emailing me with where i can get the knock off boots…mmmm?
If you click on the link in this post and read the comments you’ll see the link.
Hey Beet- what color/material did you end up ordering? Can’t decide between grey smoke in leather, or black leather? Do they look cheap?
Thanks for the info!
I got black suede, and, no, they don’t look cheap.
I love your jokes! Even if you do get some booty, continue with them because they distract me from my non-existent sex life! lol
Um, Beet, I bet we would all like to see a photo of you wearing your boots… ;-)
Yeah!! That’s a great idea! Come on, Beet, show us a photo of you wearing your new LiLo knock-off awesome boots! I would LOVE to see that, most def.
Stop me if I’m being too much of a fuddy duddy here – but – how can you say someone looks fantastic while they are smoking a cigarette? Yuck.
If by saying she looks “fantastic like always” you mean she looks as unattractive and boring as usual, then I totally agree.
my birthday is tomorrow and my husband is like..in his usual pricksih way…wear the La Lohan boots. so…short story long, I bought THE boots and ,y husband goes..oh, they look better on EB. bastard.
ugh…sp. sorry
my feeling is your self esteem must be pretty good as you happen to be one of the few bloggers around who don’t take some sort of perverse pleasure in hating on the girl. its nice to read a site that is funny without being homophobic, misogynistic or hateful with re to both LL and just people in general.
Is that her Grandmother with her? It’s so nice she’s doing family things now.
Cheers,
Derek
HEY CHECK THIS OUT WATS WRONG WIT SAMAMTHAS HEAD ?? ITS IT KINDA OF …..WELL NOT NORMAL !!!! MAN THAT FOREHEAD IS OFF THE HOOOOOOOK !!!!!