Oh why is this picture so disturbing to me? Like I need to even tell you, these tragically polyestered young men are the sons of Hugh Hefner.
Eighteen year-old Marston and 17 year-old Cooper shared their thoughts on their dad’s dating practices in this week’s issue of Us Magazine. It makes you wonder how they were both raised in the same household. Were these two separated for their childhoods like some sort of modern-day Parent Trap?
The 18 year old- “I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time. I can’t imagine that.”
The 17 year old- “I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl. One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back.”
Ech, I’m 18 and these are the kinda guys I would avoid like dog shit!
Hugh Hefner has spent his entire adult life having multiple g.f.’s Do I respect that?? Wait…. ah, wow! n.. ye… ??? I.. don’t know! Sometimes things are not what they seem, and fantasy can take over in a heat beat! I would have gotten rid of Holy Madison real fast!! because her get rich quick scheme was never going to work, and she looks down on other people! Bridget & Kendra yeah, o.k fine. But in between girlfriends I would make sure that my son(s) didn’t grow up to be dickheads!
So…which one is which
youngsters
maybe, in a matter of time
they’ll be saying
the exact opposite
“while the other one gets pushed out the back.”
god, how romantic. he is going to have a group of the luckiest girlfriends ever
GROSS.
word. he sounds like a dickhead.
not even just dickheadish- just…. creepy weird…….
David Sedaris wrote a book and in it a girl called her boyfriend ” Cecil fucking Fuckstick” seems to fit here well. maybe he got “shortchanged” (hee hee) if you will. No self respecting woman of ANY caliber is gonna give this shit sam-mich the time of day. Two bagger…in case one falls off.
ok. I cannot for the life of me figure out which book you are talking about. it’s killing me.
oh, It’s Naked. He’s on the bus with the very pregnant girl who threatens her baby in utero with a coathanger!!
ohhhh yeah! that bitch was crazy.
I LOVE sedaris
Who the fuck is their mother?
Also, Wendie, you left out my favorite quote in this article: “Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys. I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”
isn’t their mom that chick that is still married to hef?
kimberly conrad is their mom.
Hef must be so proud. I didn’t know he had reproduced!
hello – his daughter was running playboy for ages…
Being too lazy to categorize something, I can understand. But being too lazy to write a headline?
WAHhh. She probably just forgot it.
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You date around to find a connection????
LOL…. the 17 yr old cracks me up!
“Oh baby I feel a real connection between *DING DONG*…Oh shit…u gotta go!…… No use the backdoor baby… it’s uhhhh symbolic … of…ummm…what I want to do to you in bed….yeah that’s it!”
lolllll
are these two going to be forcefed to us for the next two years before hef retires and passes the torch to them?
I’m sad he reproduced :(
Seriously, ewwy.
They must get so laid though.
haha. I agree.
I like them… the little fuckers.
That picture looked gross before I even read what it was. Like, I literally recoiled.
douchebags.
If they and their mother are so close to Hef, why do you never see them on The Girls Next Door TV Show? You would think the boys accompany him when he goes traveling and such…
they look gay
The one in the chair is fiiine.
uhmm hell yeah he iss
haah :]
i heard somewhere that they had learning disabilties? does anyone know of this? is it related to how their enviroment was/is? there are the exceptions of hell i realize, however, generally the enviroment does have some influence.