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Obama Speechwriter Needs to Stick to Club Soda

Jon Favreau, the 27 year-old speechwriter for president-elect Obama and the one with his hand on Hillary’s tit, is pretty brilliant.  So it really makes you wonder what would ever make him think that this was a Kodak moment.  And of course, it showed up on Facebook.  Everything shows up there.  Including scandalous pictures of me from high school wearing fucking acid wash jeans and a tanning bed tan.  Who knew there would be evidence of that shit?  Or that acid wash denim wasn’t a timeless classic?  But back to Hillary getting felt up.  Even though it was only posted for a couple of hours, it’s all over the internet.

I guess Favreau apologized and Clinton’s top aide said in an email “Senator Clinton is pleased to learn of Jon’s obvious interest in the State Department, and is currently reviewing his application.”  Ha ha. 

Funny but can you imagine how embarrassed this speechwriter is going to be when he sees Hillary face to face?  I guess he should just be relieved that he’s still employed.

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  • He is very young to be incharge of something so important. Well, it was good while it lasted.
    How much do you want to bet, this bitch will be unemployed on Monday.

  • Kudos to the Clinton official for a top notch response. Hah!

    Jon Favreau isn’t going anywhere. He is the brilliant mastermind of Obama’s speeches.

  • OMG how HOT are those two (the guys, not Clinton)!!! Gorgeous!! Who’d of thunk such a hottie was behind such legendary words, and so young…single?! Please!
    Is his fb name the real one or does he have an alias? I feel for the good of the nation this piece of information is highly important!xx

  • yea it was a bad choice. but sexist asshole? come on, really. Obviously the Clinton camp was able to laugh it off. There are many women in the world, who after having a few drinks, would do the same to a Obama cut out. Granted, it was a bad choice for someone in his position but i dont think its too serious.

  • aaaaahahahhaha…. lol yeah heyhey who knows what some of my best mates would do to an obama standee after a couple of beers. some groping would be happening, thats for sure! This whole ‘sexism’ thing is retarded. sure there are some REAL sexists out there, but a couple of drunk 20-somethings groping a standee? thats no reason for me to get off my ass and stage a protest. BURN YOUR BRA!!!

  • I agree with Amanda. He wouldn’t have done that with an Obama cutout. Way to show respect, or else, the lack thereof. It’s what you do when you think no-one’s watching that shows your honest opinions about someone.

    And heyhey, there’s a huge difference if you are one of “many women in the world” or a professional actually working with these people, representing the US-government and your number one priority is to present a convincing image of competence. Behaving like a drunken frat boy surely lost any respect he could have had from me, had I known who he was before this entry :P

  • Yes, Briana, men ridiculing women with regards to their sex is pretty much the definition of sexism. There are different degrees and symptoms of sexism, it’s not just rape or whatever you consider it to be. You can ceep your bra, but I would be really happy the day women wouldn’t shush other women for pointing out sexism.

  • And 2 things in his favor: his collar is not outside his sweater & he’s not wearing a backwards BB hat.

  • I feel sorry for kids(meaning anyone from teens to young adults) growing up in the internet age. Thank God I was young before all of this technology. It’s not like people are doing a lot of stuff that’s really bad or terrible, it’s just out there for everyone to see. No one has a private life anymore and now everyone has to stop and think before they do something. No more living in the moment.

  • this story is funny… as is the Clinton response.

    and helllllo Jon. Pretty cute and brainy. call me.

  • i like it. and it’s funny. @amanda. chill, girl. girl, i don’t see no harm. have some fun. this man is having some fun. why shit, i was once passed out with jam all over my face and some dumbshit thought it would be funny to take my picture. now, if Mr. Jon F was doing some crazier sh*t like, humping this cut out in bed and then posting it for real, then the bastard needs some help.

  • All I can think is that the brilliance behind Obama’s speeches came from a hot 27 year-old? That is so HOT!

    I am all for pointing out sexism when I think it’s viable, but does anyone here think that Hillary was at least a little flattered to be sexualized at all by anyone? That has to be a first for her since the conception of Chelsea.

  • Erin,
    It’s not sexism if it’s coming from someone sexy.
    Right.
    Anywhocares, he has asses for friends; because they posted this up for everyone to see.
    I’ll I can say Palin or not, this is going to be an interesting Presidential term.

  • Am I the only one shocked that Obama didn’t write his speeches? Wasn’t he the valedictorian of Yale?

    Where is the pride in reading a speech that you yourself didn’t write?

  • to louise
    ofcourse they wouldnt of done this to an obama cutout coz you know that would look “gay” or whatever

  • Lighten up people, most of you are wayyyyy too uptight! Couple of guys drinking and doing something funny to a stupid cutout. God most of you must have lead such boring, perfect lives. Whatever!

  • Hilary laughed it off. SHE doesn’t care what anyone does to her image as long as they vote for her and give her money.

  • I mean who wants to fight against sexism in the workplace and horrors like female circumcision, forced marriage, and domestic abuse around the world when you can bitch and moan about a couple of drunk guys having fun. Come on ladies…there are some real examples of sexism out there that need attention. This is not one of them. Getting worked up about things like this and making a huge deal of nothing is what makes others not take the real issues seriously…

    I think it is SO funny. The response is funny. It probably wasn’t the smartest idea….and I also agree that he is really attractive….

  • no wonder hillary is fine with it, that’s the skinniest that obnoxious pig has ever been in a photo, and the closest she’ll ever get to a dick too. even if it is a gay guys.

  • It seems the blow up doll industry has been hit by the recession because all we have here are these photo-ops with card boards. So we are all on the same page, then. If this was the Obama girl and this was an Obama cut out–it would be funny (yes this exists). It wouldn’t be inappropriate or sexist.

    Sexism has many forms, the easiest to fight are the ones that are the most offensive to our tastes; circumcision, stoning… The sad thing is, it’s the one’s we can laugh off that are the ones that lead to a culture dismissive of harsher realities.

    He’s cute, is all that I have. I’m not surprised he’s responsible for the platitude speeches. The change is always in details. Ordinary people lose their jobs over these type of details. Trump-Pets, WH writers apparently immune.

  • OMG CENSORTHIS IS SO FUNNY ALL THE TIME OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SOOOO SCANDALOUS HOW DO YOU DO IT????????????

  • omg just cause its a guy doing it to a woman it becomes “sexism?” if i was hilarys speech writer and we had a standee of obama, u can bet id have a drink up to his mouth and my hand on his crotch. im just saying. alcohol makes people do silly stuff, no matter what their sex is, and you can tell he and his friends are just having a laugh.

  • What you don’t seem to get children- is that this buttmonkey is Obama. Everything he said was written by a closet rapist and alcoholic fucktard. If I were juvenile, instead of suicidal and embittered by your fearless leader, I’d photoshop some rape the buttmonkeys jokes, but you wouldn’t get it anyway. All you bitches though that think rape is hot. Why don’t you date the rapists and save the smart girls for college. I mean really one in three American women is raped by the time they die, and we wonder why. It is easy to see why Goddess is letting our culture die. Good Riddance.