Ooooh, I love this!
My future mentor, Chelsea “Genius” Handler, is ragging on Tori Spelling’s “gay following” in a new interview with The Advocate. The interviewer asked her if she went to any Prop 8 rallies:
I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It’s not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn’t have compassion for them. She’s not going out doing things for them. She’s like, “Oh, I have such a huge gay following.†It’s because no one else is following her!
Ouch!
Chelsea also talked a bit about her late mother, who was Mormon:
Well, we kept the Mormon side down to a dull roar growing up, because we realized how ridiculous and intolerant that religion is. My mom was never really a typical devout Mormon. After my brother passed away when he was 21 years old, my mom turned to religion, as many people do, but she was very tolerant of other religions. It was a melding of religions in our household, which worked out well because we’re all open to anything—and, as a final result, not religious at all. Organized religion, more than anything else, is completely inappropriate.
RIGHT ON.
I just looooooooove love love love Chelsea.
She’s the bestest!!!
Chelsea Handler, will you be my big sister?
Wow. Cool stuff. Except, total bitch remark about the whole T. Spelling thing lol…what was it about..anyone?
Don’t know who she is, but she has “old people eyes” and needs to find a tailor.
Chelsea can be funny- but has shit guests mostly so its a pretty thrashy show. Thing I don’t get though- is how she wants to be so pc on gays and then calls Samantha Ronson a man everytime she talks about her? Its not really that funny and Perez is already using that line so its not original either…
Who is she? Is she famous for anything, aside from being famous?
I think those remarks are surprisingly well thought out and coherent though, which impresses me. It’s a pretty sad world when I have to stop to gawk at coherence rather incoherence.
She’s a comic! And hilarious! Her show Chelsea Lately is very funny.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE her…………
I love her too. Her books are hilarious, and I loove her show Chelsea Lately.
She’s the best.
none of my friends like her when i said she was funny! :(
She is famous for being a comic. So she is definitely someone. She’s no random socialite. And she is very funny! And being outspoken is kind of her “thing,” so that Tori quote doesn’t surprise me in the least.
I loooooove any super funny lady! We need more of ’em!
she is funny, but her show BLOWS. There are occassional moments where I have laughed. Soup is ten millions times funnier. Why did she have to get all crazy on Tori Spelling? I went to prop 8 rallies without a formal invite from my gay friends too……. I hope you did too, Beet.
lol i adore her, and everything she does, and everything she says.. She is so awesome!
Yeah, I just read “My Horizontal Life” and have the next book, “are you there vodka..” on hold at the library.
Chelsea Handler is NOT funny. She’s basically a female version of Dane Cook. I swear to Christ… every time I’ve watched her show I’ve been completely confused as to why the audience is laughing at her lame shit.
I just want to point out that not all Mormons support Prop 8. And actually there is a huge arguement in the church about its involvement. And what the crap is she wearing? Was it made for someone else?
I just want to point out that not all Mormons support Prop 8. And actually there is a huge arguement in the church about its involvement. And what the crap is she wearing? Was it made for someone else?
OMG Klipper. that is the worst insult. you must haaaaaaate her. wow. you danecook-ed her :(
does anyone actually really like tori spelling?
my new years resolutions last year:
1. start working out
2. become a vegetarian
3. never EVER look like tori spelling
Handler is cool when it comes to gay men. However her tendencies towards women and especially lesbians is nothing to praise. Her constant and vicious attacks on Samantha Ronson’s (mainly her looks) and her embrace of archaic Freudian thought when it comes to lesbians in general (apparently they are all lonely, confused, etc.) is pathetic.
I don’t know. I mean, defending your decision not to attend prop 8 rallies by insulting someone else seems a bit like a diversionary tactic. The rally I attended certainly wasn’t invitation-only, either.
I like her. She’s 99% of the time spot on, on her show.
Hate the midget skits though. Filler.
She looks different here.
What’s a gay following and why does Tori have one and what does that have to do with “doing things” for the gay community…
all my (male) gay friends love tori , her dumb books and her dumb show. i’m uncertain as to why…
I LOVE Chelsea, She’s outspoken and hilarious.
Whenever she picks on people like Sam I don’t think she’s being mean, just being funny.. she picks on a lot of people.. the only one that she really doesn’t like is Tori Spelling. That’s not really a good picture of her.. she usually looks really gorgeous..
I used to like Chelsea Handler when she was on Girls Behaving Badly, especially her ability to keep a straight face all the time no matter what.
I don’t know what happened but now I can’t stand her. Most of her jokes just suck and she always has that deadpan look which I suppose is part of her ‘act’ but it’s annoying.
She’s always ragging on Tori Spelling’s looks but she needs to look in the mirror herself, she has major horse face and a mouth that stretches from ear to ear
Im sorry. But Chelsea isnt funny. She is just an asshole. She just says horrible words towards people and celebrities w/o a comedic thought. She’s a bully.. who is NOT funny. I think she’s a wannabe Kathy Griffin, at least Kathy’s jokes are really funny. I am not a fan of both but if were to choose, Kathy hands down over asshole Chelsea. She discriminates a bit too i think. Horrible crass person.
This woman contributes nothing to society. She is a depressive that makes money off of putting down good people. She talks of supporting gay men, yet makes that gender comment towards Tori Spelling. She talks of charity, yet criticizes Angelina Jolie who is one of the most powerful women in America. Chelsea, just has a shitty book out, a terrible show, has no real friends and envies those who live and lead beautiful, FUNNY, and fulfilled lives. She is just another celebrity that makes money talking about everyone else. She should be a little more original, than run around noting what other celebrities do. Good job Chelsea for supporting other people who are unhappy with their lives. She leaves a terrible legacy…no one will miss her or credit her as a good woman.
I think Maribel said it the best. This woman needs to disappear ASAP. I can’t believe that a hack like Chelsea Handler is still on TV and a show like Arrested Development is not! It just proves that the masses are devoid of any good taste whatsoever. I can do that woman’s job easily! Here’s a classic Chelsea ‘joke’ about Chelsea. Someone should take her leathery skin, make an exclusive line of purses out of it, and call it “Hos Bags.”
Chelsea used to be really funny. And now she is just a bully. It’s sad really, it seems that so many people that were teased themselves when they were kids, hide their issues by being the “class clown” and then turn into monsters themselves the minute the opportunity arises. I am ashamed of her now. Everytime she looks in the mirror, I hope she sees the kid that made her feel like sh*t as a child.
Pretty Lady !