Ivana Trump announced her separation from her fourth husband just days ago, and last night she showed up at some awards show in Paris, attached to a 22-year-old model named John-David.
Part of me wants to be like “Rock on, Ivana! Don’t let age stop you! It never stops the rich guys!!” But then a part of me, like, really hurts for her, and wishes she’d take some time to figure out whatever the hell it is she’s been looking for in all these marriages.
I mean, I get it, Ivana, I like having sex with male models, too — it’s a lot of fun and it’s a total ego boost — but, Christ, I don’t marry them, or even really take them out in public. Because, as a general rule, the prettier a boy is, the less he’s got to offer in every other aspect of his existence. It’s not a firm law, but it’s a good guideline. Why don’t you take some time for yourself, and then look for a man who’s your own age, and who can appreciate you for all you’ve endured and triumphed over. You have an incredible life story. Find someone who respects that. Because this shit just can’t be healthy.
Her arms gross me out. If she is that fluffy, what is going through this guy’s mind?? Yuck!
Amen, sister.
That is an incredible dress she is wearing. I applaud her for pulling it off beautifully.
Oh. My. God. That guy is French, he appeared on the French reality TV show “Secret Story” on TF1 a few months ago, and he’s stupid, like, really stupid. How the hell did he meet her?! His “secret” on the show was that he had slept with dozens of women, or hundreds or whatever. Here’s the link to the channel’s website: http://secret-story.tf1.fr/candidats/john-david/john-david-3892489.html
Yes, yes… and do I have lots to offer….
re: ” Because, as a general rule, the prettier a boy is, the less he’s got to offer in every other aspect of his existence.”
I disagree. So what, all beautiful people are worthless, and only ugly people would make good partners? screw that. I mean, if the same applied to girls, everyone would be freaking out, no? I think she’s not going to find what she wants in a 22 year old, but I don’t think that his looks are the biggest flaw
Wow, she is really rocking the crepey arms.
NO WAY !
The dude was in a French reality show this summer called Secret Story !
His secret was that he had had 780 relationships with women during his whole (short) life !
And now .. I suppose Ivana is one of them !
oh ewww – they’re both so gross. the dress looks like a body tattoo
Ivana, please, please either cover up those arms or get some work done on them. It’s not like you can’t afford it. *stabs eyes with pencil* blech
She should have done to her arms whatever she’s had done to her face, or at least cover them up in public….yech!
i don’t care who she bangs but i do care that her disgusting old-lady arms have ruined my lunch.
780 relationships? Maybe as the MVP of an escort service, or, at least, if he’s been providing services since he was in diapers.
I like her dress. Arms although natural –so I feel bad–I can pass.
Oh please no!!!!! This guy is so stupid!! Don’t say anymore about him , even jessica simpson seems more intelligent. This guy is only looking for fame: he is so dumb!!
Why does Donald still allow her to use the name Trump.. How many marriages ago was that for her?
I think someone has photo-shopped a pic of Ivana’s head on my Granny’s body. Eeekkkk!
Ivana darling – duing your weekly(possible daily) visit to plastic surgeon have him/her work on arms and give the face a break. Your eyes are starting to move to the side of your head.
Gtd – lights are out for this one.
head put on the wrong body, both are wak anyway
Hi! I’m french, and I wanna say something about John-David.
First of all he’s not a “real” model. He just did a stupid reality show called “secret story” and his secret was that he slept with three hundred and somthing girls. (classy)
Second of all, during this event, he was interviewed by a gossip french show who asked him what he was doing with ivana trump, and he answered “My friends bet with me that I couldn’t take her back home, so i’m just trying to win!”
Really classy.
doesnt ivana have ppl who check out this sort of thing. or maybe she is smarter than we think and is doing what all these younger women are doing- using relationships for publicity so she can sell her junk. i think that she never really got over the donald and he is the love of her life. i wonder if donald jr. is going to make good on his promise to off his ex-stepdaddy for hurting his mom.