There’s a simple reason for that: I have no love life.
But, honestly, I spend more of my day trying to puzzle out Jen’s romantic entanglements than I spend trying to figure out why I am Man Repellent. Seriously I should try to patent me and sell me to the military. They could just put me on the front lines and men would run in the opposite direction. I’m a more valuable military asset than Twitter!
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah. Jen. After being spotted with Gerard Butler, she was once again with John Mayer at the Sunset Tower hotel.
The two left together and got into an SUV.
What is it with Jennifer and the Sunset Tower hotel these days?
They must sell some really good weed there or something.
Beet, love, I think you’re counfused. Wasn’t Travis’ ex-wife the one that was photographed with Gerard Butler? I think that was never Jen.
You’re not “dick repellant”……That’s fucking ridiculous!
I mean… put aside the smoking, the self-loathing body image, the Michael Phelps/ Matt Flekler/Adam Duritz love-child screening process, your hatred for Sports, the fact you cuss like a sailor with scurvy and the farting dog problem…..and you’re A CATCH!
….you’re too hard on yourself Beet.
haha, i like those things about beet!
probably guys just know they can’t compete with matt felker.
who WILL be yours one day, beet.
he just will.
I heard the meeting with Gerard Butler was a business meeting.
don’t forget her obsession with taylor momsen!
Dude, men are scared of women who are more successful than them. Easy as that. So date a CEO or a surgeon
gerard butler, she wishes.
don’t date a surgeon
boring people
I am a female surgeon
and my life is boring, boring, boring
except for the surgical experiences
and thrills
we don’t have much time left for anything else
stick to the CEO suggestion
it seems far more glamorous to me
Will you marry me MambaX OH and Beet, you can have my boyfriend
She is what they call a Butterface, I dont know who “they” are, but thats what she is. Plus she just seems so…nasty, to me. Dont know why but she does. God, she is confusing!
I heard that Jen and John got engaged…it must not be true otherwise Beet would be reporting about it!
what confuses me mostly is why she is wearing that belt
Jen never ever looks happy….ever (no matter who`s she`s bangin`)
Maybe she oughta get Tom to hook her up with…you know…’Xenu’ and get some of that ‘clear’ into her!
(seems to work for all those other dingbats!)
I feel your pain Beet, I feel your pain.
Jennifer has a fantastic body for such an old woman. I would love to bed that grandma down.
lol DP…She’s probably younger than you…
Beet, just stop it already. We love you. We’ll marry you. Just invite us all to Seattle and we’ll have a big love-fest. And Leo can pee all over us.
is only buisness she has with Geralrd, she is in love on John, and he is love wihth her leave her alone
You seem a little self-absorbed, Beet. And you jolt from insecure and inconsistent to vicious and railing at a speed faster than light. I don’t know what happened to the quirky, bright, funny and observant girl that used to write this blog.
i think Jen needs to get a grip on herself. She was one of my favourite icon and my favourite actor. Now aday she is becoming more of a desperate 15 years chick seeking attention then a HOhan.
Is this her true self she is portraying or is this how she wants to media and public to see her.
i think its safe to call her a Slut as she moves on from one guy to the next then back then next, romantic gateaway one weekend with one guy then another romantic gateaway with someone else. Not to mention her films.
Oh, come on, Beet!!!! I’ve been trying for MONTHS to get a date with you. :) I even excuse the fact that you totally ignore me!! :)
Perhaps I am wrong, but, doesn’t John’s face look more feminine than Jennifer’s. There may be some very interesting role-playing going on between those two behind closed doors. There’s a very good chance that Jennifer spends most of her time on top.
Beet,
Its plain and simple… your expectations are too high. Its only when we don’t expect anything that we find love… right?
My gay boy cousin has a really nice straight friend/roommate who lives Clyde Hill and who is a recruiter for Microsoft… you interested?
Versacee – how the hell can you judge a person based of media reports? Gimme a fuckin break. You have absolutely no idea what she does or doesn’t do. And if you believe everything you see on TV, read on a blog or newspaper then you’re an idiot.
LOL, Beet!!!! I loved the title you wrote for this post. It made me laugh!
versacee, you dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
just saying.
If your life is confusing just
say out loud now Jesus I
believe and I receive you in
my heart please help me
leroyjenkins.com can realy help