To my faithful readers:
Look.
I’m gonna hit “Publish.”
And then I’m going to pray.
And, for the next few minutes, I’m going to wait anxiously to see if the universe implodes under the force of the sheer fame-whoring trashiness created by Heather from Rock of Love and Bobby Trendy shopping together on Robertson. If it does, I’m sorry, and it’s been a great ride, kids. Thanks for the laughs.
To Heather and Bobby:
Los Angeles called.
It’s missing all its cocaine.
I don’t know who either of them are.
Wow! At first glance, I thought that was Britney.
Whoever that it, she dresses like an idiot.
@Ashley: That Bobby Trendy guy is some idiot that failed out of art school for eating the paste and macaroni. His claim to fame/notoriety was that he “designed” for Anna Nichole Smith – translated, that means he put on 15 pounds of lip gloss and then took a bedazzler to some garage store crap and charged her $15,000.00 for it.
Heather is a grade C stripper from some dive outside of vegas that appeared on “Rock Of Love” trying to win a date with Brett Michaels from Poison. Her “claim to fame” was that she singlehandedly destroyed 30% of the ozone in an attempt to bring back circa 1982 rock hair and wore dresses that would make Ice T’s CoCo blush (See Beet’s “My Work Day Is Done”). Her plan was to sleep her way to the (ahem) “winner’s circle,” but fell into the “friends-with-benefits” zone with him and resorted to telling on everyone like a Bobby Brady hall monitor.
I must admit I am thoroughly ashamed with myself that I know either of those two F List reality rejects… I am now going to shower and try to wash off the shame.
@ Down Unda. I love you.
you make me hot and sweaty thinking about how dirrty you are.
My friend has the same kind of boots…. Huh
Poem To Picture/Looking And Shining/A veer of her eyes under sun glasses tame/Walks in a perfect body unison stride/Glance alone sets you to thinking of purity being magnified by her hanging dress/Class legs ,only if she would smile/Erection’s would be taking off from the runway/partner stunned but dosent matter.partner stunned but it dosent matter/have to get to next sit down on a five minute miracle mile/looking and shining/As they wandered down the terminal/My son of 24/Asked rather calmly/eh,dad…do you think heather positions a firewalk bend over naked?/Wearing just her sweet beach step ups/with bare white souls of her feet holding place/Or does Bobby frown down upon her sexy toes not pressing forward/and feeling the shiver, up from her smooth heels popping up and down?/Are you saying does Bobbys frolic of jutting jaunting phallic thrust inward?/Expect an extra lollipop hop from her surf smooth ass crease?/When she arche’s her coccyx way up high/bobbys heat muscle is just drawing its way out of heathers perfect hip plush exposure/Therefore his Hardy phat father swirled with heathers internal body oils/Just coming out slowly with heathen swank -pinkness/the very tip of …Bobbys almost full to explode pursed lipped chey,gets a quick swift drop down inbetween heathers nursing, pillowy,sucking thin quivering >good job brave girl voochiness.where then Bobby loses sight,balance,after all hes hung like the gift from Asia/And instentanous heathers scolding wildness twitches and scratches Bobbys last chance out/But….hey….not everyone can hold a mason jar’s worth of grandmothers apricot jam,for 16 minutes/that is pretty damn good averages/Heather is a passionate tugger jumper and naughty bugger/End
i really dont like these people…heather is a bitchy bully, who is soooo not even remotely attractive or sexy, brett isnt all that at all, but i am not sure what he even saw in her…bobby trendy is very weird & obnoxious & not in a good way.
I thought britney by the face too.
She does look like a thinner Britney…
I knew it wasn’t her though, no orange finger tips from the Cheetos…
I have never seen Bobby Trendy wearing something so sedate. There are no sequins, pink ruffles, taffeta, or rhinestones.
They look to be wearing the same color lip gloss.
She actually looks good here; and isn’t wearing her ‘stripper-chic’ attire. I didn’t recognize her without half her breasts exposed and the middle cut out of her minidress. Could our little skank be cleaning up?
Maybe because she’s on that new show with Sharon Osbourne – Charm School? (Now I must shower too. Ugh. Hey Down Unda, don’t hog the soap!)
OH! THANK GOD!!!!! I SWEAR for 5 seconds I thought that was Britney!!!
OHhh! Don’t do that to me E.B.! U almost gave me a heart attack on my Bday. Not Cool! Put the names on top next time. Phewww!
These people are so hungry for fame. Perfect match.
I thought it was Brit Brit, too. Gotta say, Heather has amaaaaazing legs. But the color-streak-lowlights, boy howdy thems are soooooo passe. She never can get her hair up to the current year, can she.
what is that thing closest to the camera?
Wow those are almost the exact same shoes my trashy former roommate got for her prom, from the TACOMA Mall.
Thanks for the thorough explanation, Down Unda!
I definitely thought at first that she was Britney.
ADru…OMG. The Tacoma Mall. I’m dying and bent in half from the laughter. Waaaay more ghetto than the South Central, I mean, South Center Mall.
Oh, and I hate Bobby Trendy. Jesus I thought he had melted somewhere.
I’m right there with you Down Unda! You are right on with that description – I think I need a shower as well.
I NEED his lip gloss…
you can literally FEEL the STDs radiating off these two.
um wow…
i hate her..she bothers the crap outta me
O shit! At first glance, I thought that was Britney!
What the fuck is going on with those shoes.
At first glance I wandered what Brit was doing with blue streaks then I recognized that she wasn’t Brit, but bitchy Heather. Furthermore,.I don’t even know who Bobby Trendy is… but, if I EVER see another man in fetish boots that is not dressed in drag, it’ll be hard for me not to blind myself!
How do these people pay thier bills?
I work on robertson and see that queen Bobby driving a $400K Aston Martin..HOws that possible?!! WTF!
How hideous for a guys to be wearing those boots. The cocaine must be some pure shit.
I’m still fuck her even with std’s :)