Honey, did you remember to check in with your parole officer today?
Hugh looks more confuzzled than ever. I once heard him decribed as having a “silver tongue”. Get a grip, this old man is bumbling idiot.
his girls look preggers!
a wazzo pair of jugs!
“Ooops, I did it again”.
He looks like whatever those ugly bitches have been drugging him with has worn off temporarily.
“Wait, so I sperminate one and the other get’s pregnant as well? Woooooow.”
Their chests are ehight-appropriate pillows.
I often wonder if any of them have accidentally called him “grandpa”.
“Orange Oompa-Loompas Visit with Closed Down Sperm Factory”
I know they are twins but once you hit two dressing a like is no longer cute…
good lord are they always going to dress the exact same when they go out? i mean they’re not like 3 years old… that isnt right.. totallycreepy especially when heff looks like grampa.
they have skin the color of spam, especially their legs
Their parents must be so proud.
Gross.
anyone else think they look like the “fembots” from Austin Powers, you know, the ones that have machine guns in their boobs.
Hef finally realizes that two wrongs don’t make it right.
OMG they totally look like the Fembots! I wonder if they are like robots… but if so, they probably wouldn’t look so fat. Those matching outfits are God AWFUL.
they look a little zaftig. I miss the girls next door. Humph!
He just looks like a lost old man! The girls are not hot.
The one on the right is kinda making a blair waldorf face
I know they’re twins but do they have to wear matching outfits? C’mon, you’re grown women! Or.. maybe not?
@ BeetCzar —
The really aren’t.
” I’m pretty sure that these two are going to kill me, but, I’m three hundred years old and don’t give a fuck. So, get those fucking ugly dresses off and let’s get started.”
Who says blondes have more fun?
Those girls look like stepford wives.
grossssss
I miss holly with hef. Together they were adorable [yes really] but, separated they are nothing…
Holly, return now to Hef’s flailing arms…
boy did he downgrade!!
Fug fug FUG!
omg, I miss Holly so much… Im NOT getting over her as quickly her grandpa.. I mean…
The original girlfriends are skanks too, but at least a step above these two. Poor Hef, he is really lost without Holly. Holly broke his old heart. Pretending to be so in love. She could have hung out a couple of more years till he kicks the bucket.
Holy crap. Those look like really bad bridesmaid dresses. Really bad.
ugly ugly ugly.
golddiggers, shallow moron.
Dina Lohan is cursing the fact that Ali doesn’t have a twin. Damn, damn, damn. Missed whoring opportunity.
They are fucking ugly and have fat looking faces and scrawny unshapely legs, definately a double downgrade, plus the matching outfits? CREEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYY
lol, even their slowing metabolism speed seem to be identical
Pathetic old bastard…
@Judy
…getting help to cross the street. :)
Dumb and dumber. He got rid of dumbest.
I agree, the girls are NOT attractive, and trashy, and immature, and criminals…and… and…….
But, I think the creepiest thing is that Hef thinks if he has them done up w/ hair and makeup, and matching dresses straight from the 60s – that maybe he’ll relive his swinging days of old?!
Hef, we know what you were, and what you did for Free-Love and fighting the morality code of this country….but, Give it Up Old Man!
You’re 82 or 83, for Gawd’s sake, we all know you have on a pair of depends under your pajama bottoms and smoking jacket.
Quit embarrassing yourself and your kids (the real ones, not the “ones next door”)!!
haven’t realized how much he shrunk. no wonder all the girls left him. :/
they look like fucking fembots.
Hef better watch his back with these two. I don’t think they’re above kicking the crap out of old people.
Sorry, here’s my caption:
Hef: “I better watch my back with these two. I don’t think they’re above kicking the crap out of old people.”
Wow, these two hold a strong resemblance to the gypsies (Irish Travelers) that live in western South Carolina. If you know what I’m talking about then I’m sure you totally agree.
(Left) This little piggie had roast beef,
(Right) This little piggie had none,
(Center) And this little piggie left his wee wee wee all the way home.
Alternate…
“In this picture from the 1960’s Glendale Heights Prom, Jenny and Marsha help out a confused escapee from the Glendale old folk’s shelter. Bet that fella’s in hog heaven!”
haha these two douchebags have to suck his tootsie! ah well kudos to them…I mean since they cant get laid by anyone their age, and well…they are desperate fame whores… what a lifestyle! I am so jealous!! hahahaha
Oh no girls, I got da poo in the pants again…
These two look like they got their polyester outfits at Wally World, their shoes from the bargain bin at Payless, their hair and nails DId in they Mama’s kitchen. Total no class broads. Has Hef sunk so low?
drugs starting to wear off. Give him some more.
too much makeup and should’nt they like wear different colors of the same dress? i bet hef doesn’t even know who is who.
“Hugh Hefner wakes up and realizes it’s all been a dream!”
now all he needs to do is lie back in a coffin, cause in this pic, these two look like his pallbearers. lol!
I have not seen one single picture of these girls that is even remotely attractive. They look like skanky high school chicks. The one on the left does look pregnant.
Does anyone else find it weird to have sex with the same person as your sister? (Not to mention the fact that he’s 800 years old?)
Looks like he already kocked up the one on the left. This is just beyond disgusting. They are taking it to the lext level with the sister thing.
Wow. It’s very “Stepford Wives.”
They must have been going to a Halloween party… the bimbos both dressed as Alice in Wonderland, and Heffy’s the little white rabbit! Cute, no? NO!
Stevie, in all fairness, I wouldn’t say they are fugly. I mean, I have seen way uglier people. Plus, some people have naturally fuller looking faces, they can’t always help it. Ok. Now that I got that out of the way, I don’t get the dressing the same either, but what’s with one having her hair parted to the left and the other to the right?? Mirror twins.
Don’t confuse the old man girls. These two don’t look like they have an ounce of brain between the two of them.
Hugh: “GESSOME”
He is such a perv. Why can’t he just be with someone his own age? Making passes at Miley Cyrus, he should be on Dateline.
Honey, did you remember to check in with your parole officer today?
Hugh looks more confuzzled than ever. I once heard him decribed as having a “silver tongue”. Get a grip, this old man is bumbling idiot.
his girls look preggers!
a wazzo pair of jugs!
“Ooops, I did it again”.
He looks like whatever those ugly bitches have been drugging him with has worn off temporarily.
“Wait, so I sperminate one and the other get’s pregnant as well? Woooooow.”
Their chests are ehight-appropriate pillows.
I often wonder if any of them have accidentally called him “grandpa”.
“Orange Oompa-Loompas Visit with Closed Down Sperm Factory”
I know they are twins but once you hit two dressing a like is no longer cute…
good lord are they always going to dress the exact same when they go out? i mean they’re not like 3 years old… that isnt right.. totallycreepy especially when heff looks like grampa.
they have skin the color of spam, especially their legs
Their parents must be so proud.
Gross.
anyone else think they look like the “fembots” from Austin Powers, you know, the ones that have machine guns in their boobs.
Hef finally realizes that two wrongs don’t make it right.
OMG they totally look like the Fembots! I wonder if they are like robots… but if so, they probably wouldn’t look so fat. Those matching outfits are God AWFUL.
they look a little zaftig. I miss the girls next door. Humph!
He just looks like a lost old man! The girls are not hot.
The one on the right is kinda making a blair waldorf face
I know they’re twins but do they have to wear matching outfits? C’mon, you’re grown women! Or.. maybe not?
@ BeetCzar —
The really aren’t.
” I’m pretty sure that these two are going to kill me, but, I’m three hundred years old and don’t give a fuck. So, get those fucking ugly dresses off and let’s get started.”
Who says blondes have more fun?
Those girls look like stepford wives.
grossssss
I miss holly with hef. Together they were adorable [yes really] but, separated they are nothing…
Holly, return now to Hef’s flailing arms…
boy did he downgrade!!
Fug fug FUG!
omg, I miss Holly so much… Im NOT getting over her as quickly her grandpa.. I mean…
The original girlfriends are skanks too, but at least a step above these two. Poor Hef, he is really lost without Holly. Holly broke his old heart. Pretending to be so in love. She could have hung out a couple of more years till he kicks the bucket.
Holy crap. Those look like really bad bridesmaid dresses. Really bad.
ugly ugly ugly.
golddiggers, shallow moron.
Dina Lohan is cursing the fact that Ali doesn’t have a twin. Damn, damn, damn. Missed whoring opportunity.
They are fucking ugly and have fat looking faces and scrawny unshapely legs, definately a double downgrade, plus the matching outfits? CREEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYY
lol, even their slowing metabolism speed seem to be identical
Pathetic old bastard…
@Judy
…getting help to cross the street. :)
Dumb and dumber. He got rid of dumbest.
I agree, the girls are NOT attractive, and trashy, and immature, and criminals…and… and…….
But, I think the creepiest thing is that Hef thinks if he has them done up w/ hair and makeup, and matching dresses straight from the 60s – that maybe he’ll relive his swinging days of old?!
Hef, we know what you were, and what you did for Free-Love and fighting the morality code of this country….but, Give it Up Old Man!
You’re 82 or 83, for Gawd’s sake, we all know you have on a pair of depends under your pajama bottoms and smoking jacket.
Quit embarrassing yourself and your kids (the real ones, not the “ones next door”)!!
haven’t realized how much he shrunk. no wonder all the girls left him. :/
they look like fucking fembots.
Hef better watch his back with these two. I don’t think they’re above kicking the crap out of old people.
Sorry, here’s my caption:
Hef: “I better watch my back with these two. I don’t think they’re above kicking the crap out of old people.”
Wow, these two hold a strong resemblance to the gypsies (Irish Travelers) that live in western South Carolina. If you know what I’m talking about then I’m sure you totally agree.
(Left) This little piggie had roast beef,
(Right) This little piggie had none,
(Center) And this little piggie left his wee wee wee all the way home.
Alternate…
“In this picture from the 1960’s Glendale Heights Prom, Jenny and Marsha help out a confused escapee from the Glendale old folk’s shelter. Bet that fella’s in hog heaven!”
haha these two douchebags have to suck his tootsie! ah well kudos to them…I mean since they cant get laid by anyone their age, and well…they are desperate fame whores… what a lifestyle! I am so jealous!! hahahaha
Oh no girls, I got da poo in the pants again…
These two look like they got their polyester outfits at Wally World, their shoes from the bargain bin at Payless, their hair and nails DId in they Mama’s kitchen. Total no class broads. Has Hef sunk so low?
drugs starting to wear off. Give him some more.
too much makeup and should’nt they like wear different colors of the same dress? i bet hef doesn’t even know who is who.
“Hugh Hefner wakes up and realizes it’s all been a dream!”
now all he needs to do is lie back in a coffin, cause in this pic, these two look like his pallbearers. lol!
I have not seen one single picture of these girls that is even remotely attractive. They look like skanky high school chicks. The one on the left does look pregnant.
Does anyone else find it weird to have sex with the same person as your sister? (Not to mention the fact that he’s 800 years old?)
Looks like he already kocked up the one on the left. This is just beyond disgusting. They are taking it to the lext level with the sister thing.
Wow. It’s very “Stepford Wives.”
They must have been going to a Halloween party… the bimbos both dressed as Alice in Wonderland, and Heffy’s the little white rabbit! Cute, no? NO!
Stevie, in all fairness, I wouldn’t say they are fugly. I mean, I have seen way uglier people. Plus, some people have naturally fuller looking faces, they can’t always help it. Ok. Now that I got that out of the way, I don’t get the dressing the same either, but what’s with one having her hair parted to the left and the other to the right?? Mirror twins.
Don’t confuse the old man girls. These two don’t look like they have an ounce of brain between the two of them.
Hugh: “GESSOME”
He is such a perv. Why can’t he just be with someone his own age? Making passes at Miley Cyrus, he should be on Dateline.
those 2 are beyond ugly.