And, while you’re at it, also take off that belt and those pants and throw me on the bed and take all the stress of your long, hard, thick detective job out on me. Ooh, baby. Fuck yeah. Solve that crime.
Seriously, Chris Meloni fucking sucks and I’ll tell you why. This sonofabitch refuses to walk a single damn red carpet if he can’t bring along his stupid wife of 1000 years and his one billion children with her. How am I supposed to take my Detective Stabler sex fantasies seriously when you pull this shit? Think of your fans, Chris.
Here he is not having sex with me at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation Dream Halloween benefit in NYC.
Also there: James Gandolfini, with his new wife and his old kids.
Chris Meloni is SHORT!
I was gong to say that James Gandolfini’s son is unfortunate looking, but then decided that would be mean because he’s just a kid and it’s not his fault that he looks like his Dad – AT 50 – but, with too-long hair. So I won’t point that out.
mmmmmmmmm detective stabler……mmmmmmmm
(that hat really has to go though)
he looks like danny tanner in this get-up
I wouldn’t call 6ft a giant, but neither is this short (or am I not getting an insider joke here?).
Beet, I am so with you on this one. Er, I don’t mean like together, ON this one…wait, I said that like that was a bad thing…
Ahem. My original point was that Chris Meloni is super hot, but that hat is a major bonerkiller.
OZ
eww Beet.
Chris Keller, you sexy mofo!
Every time I see him, I think of him nekked in Oz. He was so often nicely nekked on that show.
i almost choked on my Sugar Babies when i read, new wife old kids….
haha, amen, beet!
i mean, like… good for him and shit…
aka FUCK.
OMG! I didn’t even recognize him and I watch the marathons, religioulsy.
I know someone who worked with him and, compared to the rest of the cast, he was a dickhead.