Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon attended The Andre Agassi Charitable Foundation’s 13th Annual Grand Slam For Children last night. Nothing says “elegance” like an adhesive, sequinned butterfly decal.
Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York was there as well as Sheryl Crow who hasn’t taken my bra advice yet. Donny Osmond looked so cool in his meticulously distressed and pressed jeans and I am hoping Emeril is on Prednisone. Natasha Bedingfield had a really cool look and Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf posed like first cousins. David Spade did everyone a favor by attending.
Mariah needs to stop shopping at the Hello Kitty store. She’s a grown woman, for God’s sake. If I hear–just one more time–about Mariah feeling like “she’s 12”, I’m calling Child Protective Services so she can be fostered out. That’ll make her grow up.
great place, The Wynn…
who are these two?
i can NOT recognize steffi graf in this picture
has she had some work done or what?
mariah is doing that ‘invisible scoliosis backbrace’ pose again.
Emeril has been eating waaaaaay too much of his own cooking.
The Duchess of York is putting the pounds back on.
im so over mimi. call me when they have a kid.
Hey she’s proud of her decal, that she got free with the purchase of 10 Polishes.
It’s Trashtastic.
Our Mariah has become quite reserved and demure since getting married. In the old days she would have worn that dress the other way around.
Alan- you just made me laugh out loud!
David Spade must be thinking, “How in the hell did that Playboy model get pregnant, when I’ve had so many hotter women that must have wanted my baby?”
Nick Carey’s gum to teeth ratio is off. really. someone look into that
please eat shit and die ‘LOVER’ :)
kthxbye
that butterfly would be adorable on my ten year old niece. on a grown woman it just makes her look a bit “slow”.