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Holy Shit the O.J. Simpson Jury Reached a Verdict!

That was QUICK!

The verdict will be announced TONIGHT. Probably within minutes.

Stay. Tuned.

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  • I want so badly to stay tuned, but I have shirt marks on my cheek and eye guts. It’s 1:30am EST & I’m in PA. Time for bed, sadly… but I want this dude in jail. FOR EVAHHHHH.

    Which will totally teach him and then he’ll probably escape and we’ll have ANOTHER TRIAL OF THE CENTURY!

  • Well, if I read correctly, he’s facing 12 counts and I believe it is 5 years to life for kidnapping and mandatory jail time if they convict him of the robbery. Which basically means, if his jury (of 9 women, lol) is smart, they’ll lock his ass up for each and every charge and keep him there.

  • of course the stupid fucking bastard was found guilty. his loyal black following have decided to focus on getting obama elected this time instead of picketing outside of orenthal’s courthouse steps. if only the poor guy had slit the throat of an innocent, attractive white woman while playing cops and robbers in the vegas hotel…then the spears would have been out, for sure.

  • censorthis has issues. Don’t get raped by an angry black man with orange juice on his breath. That would be like justice or something! LOL

  • “his loyal black following have decided to focus on getting obama elected this time ”

    Ohh censorthis, where have you been? I am about to fall off the couch laughing!

  • re; just saying says

    you’re fucking hilarious. i guess you’re white, as a black woman would know that most black rapists would have breath that smells like a 40oz king cobra and stale marlboros. at least from my experience and from the wisdom my great great grandmother passed down to me.

    re; love the beet, hates beets

    well, i’m just talkin’ about shaft, oops obama. you oreo lovers are so fucking sensitive. i’m guessing you supported o.j. when he sliced and diced his wife as well. and yes, i’m sad. sad that my choice is between two imbeciles…unless you’re running and that makes three.