For some reason, OJ Simpson chose the week of the 25th anniversary of the time he brutally murdered his wife and her friend, to start a twitter account. Because, OJ.
Continuing his life of recklessness, OJ took to twitter this weekend as if it was brand new and announced to the world that he has arrived.
“[Twitter] should be a lot of fun. I’ve got a little getting even to do. So God bless, take care.”
Getting even?? Nice.
Then he posted again. This time noting noting in a little more detail what getting even entails.
“Hey Twitter world! You know, for years people have been able to say whatever they want to say about me with no accountability. But now I get to challenge a lot of that BS and set the record straight. More importantly, I’ll be able to talk about everything, especially sports and fantasy football, and even politics. But for now let me just say, to my fellow fathers out there: happy Father’s Day.”
Anyway, I want to give a special thank you to Twitter for not “verifying” this monster, but also a stern finger wag at the 630,000 of you following him. Although, I understand. <winky face>