FUCK the Emmys!
FUCK this plane crash bullshit and the dead and seriously injured.
Michael Lohan has SHIT TO TALK, DAMMIT.
From an email he sent this weekend to X17:
After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.
First of all, I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by “Lindsay” were written by her. As far as the comments themselves, I think that we can all see that anyone with something negative to say about Samantha, is attacked by the “person” writing the blog ( probably Samantha herself) !!!
First, it was me for speaking out against Samantha after I was in a deep conversation with Lindsay, only to have Samantha in the background enticing Lindsay to get off the phone with me.. Then my own ex wife expressed such sincere concern that I felt we had to intervene. Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha’s effect on Lindsay.
Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn’t around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!
There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).
I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.
Lindsay should not doing independent films, guest starring on TV shows, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha’s DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the “scene”.
As I have said time and time again, Lindsay is my daughter. I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler. I love her, I believe in her and I forgive her as I hope she forgives me. But after the death of my dad, ( her grandfather) and all the things I continue to hear and see, I am compelled to speak out about the people , like Samantha, who are destroying Lindsay is far too many ways.
If Lindsay could show care for Samantha’s friends, who thank God, survived their plane crash, and if she can follow Samantha all over the world. The least she could do, is show respect for her own grandfather and family. The Lindsay I knew, never would have missed his wake or funeral. But since being around Samantha, she has become a different person!
If Samantha or “anyone” wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won’t stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay’s life.
THE END
OMG.
I would DIE if this man were my father. I would just DIE. What an utterly sick fuck. Sick, sick, sick. God, I have so much sympathy for Lindsay knowing that she was raised with this horrible, twisted, mentally ill person in her life. Dad, I’m so sorry for yelling at you as a teenager for making cheesy jokes in front of my friends and embarrassing me. That was not embarrassing at all. You were being cute, and sweet and genuinely loving. This is embarrassing. Lindsay’s father is a fucking PSYCHOPATHIC evil monster from hell. I’m so grateful for you, Dad.
Lindsay has been doing SO MUCH BETTER since she and Samantha have been a public couple. Samantha has helped Lindsay to heal herself in ways that you couldn’t even begin to approach, Michael. You are just making an ass of yourself. Nobody believes you. Fuck off and go overdose and die — that’s the best way you can help Lindsay right now.
Thanks Emily!
Nice to see Sam’s picture, she really is pretty and so petite. It cracks me up when people talk about her physically being an ugly monster, is she a girl or a boy, and all that old, old, old archaic bullshit.
fuck him -fuck him-fuck him!!
… what an idiot. thank god he is part of the dying generation…
sam is awesome and they are happy.
the funniest part is the toliet roll part! ahahahaha
i think that was a joke, cause wipe your ass or your vajayjay with thet thing would hurtt! haha
saw your facebook status! you’re too awesome and grammatically informed to become a stripper! don’t worry about douchetastic commenters.
What a douche. Poor Lindsay. I definitely believe in the First Amendment and all, but I hope she can find a way to serve him with a gag order or something.
P.S. – I take back every bad thing I’ve said about SamRo. She’s a cute little tomboy, and a much better influence on Lindsay than this prick.
Jesus Christ! What a complete douche! I don’t even have enough angry words to describe what I actually want to say right now. I want to yell and punch things. Poor Lindsay, I would hate having to deal with his shit… good thing I’m not famous because I probably would have to deal with that crap.
What a joke Michael Lohan is.
HAH! is the toilet cardboard roll thing supposed to be bad, cause i almost shitted in my pants laugh about that! Samantha ronson is fuckin funnnyyy! hahaha
WHAT?!?! since when was joe francis a good person. W T F is this guy on?? i dunno if hes ever heard of Girls gone Wild?? haha what a DOUCHE!!!
What a “Christian” guy. He is, as his daughter pointed out, addicted to fame. He is a tosser. Could every gossip blog on the internet please refuse to publish anymore of his insane rantings. If you all universally turned your backs on him life would be so much more fun.
I sympathize for Lindsay. Both of her parents are nutjobs who only care about themselves. If they really cared about her they wouldn’t be revealing their personal business in public. It is beyond sick.
Sam is a great person for Lindsay, she cares about her and sticks through whatever shit is thrown at her. I wish both of them the best.
did he know lindsay lohan was on drugs before samantha and joe francis tapes drunk girls who dont know they are, michael lohan is just a ignorant prick plain out
My favorite part is his inappropriate use of “quotation” marks.
damn, thats a fucked up douche for a father
but wtf with the cardboard roll
thats not gross, its hell-a funny to me
if anyone said that to me
id pee my pants from laughing
just to let you all know, im the god of celebrity i make all this stuff up in a book and it just happens.
shit……….im not suposed to reveal my self to you sad fucks yet.
oh no!
He is a total gobshite. Poor Linds, growing up with that creature as a Father. She deserves so much better than that prick.
Ha! He tells them to reply to his face in an email to a paparazzi site.
My father used to say it was a waste of time to try to talk anyone out of being in love or joining the army…does he think Lindsay will read this and have an “aha!” moment?
All the dumbass has achieved is to further alienate his daughter.
I can hardly wait for the SamLo blog response. I’m going to check as soon as I get off evilbeet.
I’m guessing Samantha will maintain a dignified silence while LiLo will defend her (again). So cute. Both of them are fucking adorable and they are my favourite couple ever. It’s been a long time I’ve seen such sincerity in Hollywood or otherwise. Pa Lohan has got no chance of breaking them up. What a dickhead.
I think what got me most is that he is upset about what work she is doing. Like, it’s not the big-time stuff she should be doing. That kills me! Like her star isn’t bright enough for him! God, what an ass. To pretend to be concerned when he is just a selfish prick!
This is a hilarious post. OMG even my dog’s rolling around laughing and slapping the floor.
I really do believe Samantha “no Johnson” Ronson wipes her ass with the cardboard roll. She probably puts it back on the wall when she’s done for the next person.
“Lindsay has been doing SO MUCH BETTER”????? What a retarded thing to say… She’s a crack-addicted, alcoholic, crotch flashing, sexually confused, ex-convict. She could fuck a three-legged goat in a church and Beet would still say, “Oh my goshness, look how lovely that young lady is doing?”
Ronson’s always claiming that Hohan’s doing SOOO much better with her and she is so proud of her because she hasn’t been arrested or gone to jail this year…. STUPID BITCH, you’re not SUPPOSED to be arrested or go to jail. That’s not better, that’s NORMAL.
And Michael Lohan is citing JOE FRANCIS as Hohan’s guardian angel??? Is daddy Lohan still snorting cocaine or does he just sprinkle it directly onto his cereal now?
Man…Charles Manson is probably looking at them and saying, “Man, that’s one fucked up family.”
I think the only reason he is attacking samantha is bc she has improved Lindsay ife and now lindsay isnt a party girl slut so she isnt earning the big bucks and he is pissed about it so he wants samantha gone so lindsay can go back to her old ways
Okay, all of the crazy aside… he really shouldn’t send an e-mail if his spelling and knowledge of the English language suck that hard.
He sounds so nice. Oh, wait, that’s just compared to mine. lol Many fathers don’t like who their daughters choose, this a$$ has just taken it to a public level. Besides, if he was as great a Dad as he pretends, Lindsay wouldn’t have had the problems she did.
So, how can I find their blog on myspace? I would love to read their reply, if they grace him with one.
jesus christ, that just made me appreciate my dad SO much more.
He should not go out in public and say all of this. How embarrassing.
But, just a question for thought-
What IF what he is saying, or a lot of what he is saying is true?
Say what you want but not going to your grandfathers funeral sucks.
I don’t like that ronson dude, even though I must admit that without the had she almost looks like a girl
TSS- normal for lohan IS better, as you said she was messed up before and now shes not. BETTER. lol.
beet is right to say shes doing better, not everything has to be about the shitty sort of news that makes you want to curl up and stop listening.
also, talk about focusing on the wrong part! haha, if anything you should be praising lohan for turning everything around dispite the COMPLETE shithead father she has.
xoxo
So wait What did joe francis say?? Cause lindsay wrote a blog about it.
i went to my grandfathers wake and funeral. cancelled all kinds of appointments and meetings and paid a premium to fly out. bought a new suit. new tie. the works. and did he thank me? hell, no. to this day i haven’t heard fucking word one from him. i don’t blame lohan for not going.
Ungrateful bastard.
How dare they slam Joe Francis!!! Don’t they know I think he is soo incredibly hot?!?! I wonder if he’s good in bed… BTW, whatever happened to his tax evasion trial? Thought it was supposed to happen this month.
I also have this bad habit of being attracted to losers but I’m in therapy and working on it!!
a little off topic but sam has the cutest and smallest ears
“Samantha has helped Lindsay to heal herself in ways that you couldn’t even begin to approach, Michael.”
this is beautiful. thank you for saying it. it makes me feel much better.
lol censorthis!
my freshman year of high school my dad was supposed to stay outside the gym when he came to pick up my friends and me from our first dance. unfortunately, he is a sociologist and wanted to see what a high school dance was like. so, he went in. sadly he was wearing a wife beater tee shirt, shorts, dark socks and flip flops.
to this day i think he dressed that way just to piss me off and embarass me. but he is nothing compared to this lunatic. how in the hell did any of the lohan children have a prayer of being anything close to normal?
i’m gonna call my dad and tell him i love him.
Joe Francis is a good person? So, we should follow the hunches of the three “wisemen”: Michael Lohan, Diana Lohan, and Joe Francis. What a joke!
The funniest thing is that, with Samantha as a friend, Lindsey actually seems to be growing up and flying right, maybe for the first time in her life.
Do yourself a favor, Lindsey, cut those poor excuses for parents out of your life for good.
*Sigh*
I changed my mind, Lindsay Lohan wins “most awkward” moment.
Really??
‘I am her daddy & I just love love loooove Joe Francis in her life! I missss Joe Francissssss’
OMG what is this guy doing to his daughter? Not only sending Emails around the world spreading his shit, but is he blind??? Sam and LIndsay seem so happy and relaxed with each other, you can just sense how much they love and need each other, why not wish them the best of luck and leave it like that?
I wish them all the best, they make a great couple!
Michael Lohan is mentally disturbed, in a very serious way. It would be horrible enough to have a father who was cruel like that to you in private, but saying it so the whole world can hear? I can’t even imagine.
“Go overdose and die”… LOL I love you Evil Beet.
He is clearly out of his mind.The toilet roll part is just a “great” example of how dark and evil Sam is… I have newfound sympathy for Lindsay having had to grow up with this psycho and vouch never to judge her ever again. I do think he needs professional help though. Maybe the best response from Lindsay would be to offer to pay for a lengthy stay (possibly forever?) in a top quality mental institution on his behalf.
Dude. Michael. Unplug the computer before you make yourself look any more retarded than you look right now. Lol
Best wishes to LiLo and SamRo though, they are seriously the most adorable couple in the world. It seems like they really understand each other, and Lindsay really needs that right now.
What a completely inappropriate douche. Boggles the mind.