Man, this interview should be required reading for the whole world. Especially Lauren Conrad.
Details magazine sits down with the male “stars” of this season of The Hills, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt, to discuss their bizarre rise to fame.
Some sample dialogue:
Pratt: “Do you trust me?â€
Jenner: “Of course I trust you.â€
Pratt: “All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America.â€
Jenner: “Of course I trust you.â€
Pratt: “All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a fucking hero to America.â€
It really just gets worse from there. “Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills,†says Spencer, who later spends twenty minutes talking about how he’s planning to make a tape of himself banging Heidi Montag, and release it on the Internet.
Also in there: apparently Lindsay Lohan is all up on Brody’s cock. She texts him constantly and reportedly said that “she could cuddle with him forever.”
And then they get all bitchy with Kevin Connolly. “That guy is a joke,†says Spencer. “We were Entourage before Entourage. .. Why would anyone act when they can just play themselves?†(Notes the author: “Well, there’s this: While Jenner & Co. will spend $1,000 on drinks over the course of the next two hours, Connolly is drinking for free.”)
In no big surprise, most of the total jackass comments made in this interview come out of Spencer’s mouth, not Brody’s. I used to think Brody Jenner was totally disgusting. Now he seems like a pretty decent guy when compared to Spencer Pratt. And at least Brody is genuinely hot. Spencer, as other bloggers have pointed out, is disturbingly Steve Sandersesque.
Oh well. Here’s the point: watch The Hills.
Spencer Pratt is an ugly superficial lying asshole……people like him will get theirs in the end. Heidi is a desperate fool for staying with him………..she gives women a bad name. And his hair……….does he not look in the mirror before he goes out……….that stupid ass chain he wears thinking he looks cool, give me a fucking break. He has a helmet head and he looks like shit……….If I ever saw him and he tried to pick me up……..it would please me and thousands of other women to kick him as hard as possilbe in his tiny balls……..He is a total dumb dick
I could not have put in better. In fact that is the perfect, end-all description of that cocksucker. I wish he would have put his hands on me as he did that innocent co-worker of Heidi’s. The I could legally shatter his skull on the concrete.
Have you noticed Kevin Connolly does not hang out with this obnoxious lot since he got away from Nicky Hilton? Kevin Connolly is back with his old, true friends : Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas. Glad he has come to his senses and is avoiding this superficial group of bozos!
Have you noticed Kevin Connolly does not hang out with this obnoxious lot since he got away from Nicky Hilton? Kevin Connolly is back with his old, true friends : Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas. Glad he has come to his senses and is avoiding this superficial group of bozos!!
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This whole situation is SO absurd. Your post strikes as serious for you only. What can we do but make jokes about it?
This whole thing is fucked up spencer is an asshole we get it …… sooo just ignore it screw him
PS. im NOT sticking up for him I think hes a basterd
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Spencer is a cocky, arrogant, homosexual mommas boy. His his head is freaking ugly and he looks like Chucky. And he has a tiny cock!
His parents must be loaded, because there’s no other reason for Heidi to like him (he doesn’t have a job, he’s gay, he’s ugly as fuck, he’s gay, he whines like a little kid, and he’s gay)
Haha-what a pussy fag!
I agree Spencer is a douche bag asshole and you Venus are nothing but a
piece of shit ignorant fucktard ,same difference ;)
it’s sad how your whore mother with a stale vagina gave life to you Venus and the likes of this douche bag Spencer :)
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