Joe Simpson wants a crack at managing Britney Spears. [MollyGood]
The court system goes wild on Joe Francis yet again. [Cele|bitchy]
Is Tom Cruise sending Katie Holmes to Mommy classes? Well, no, but that’s the story Us Weekly‘s running with this week. [SOW]
Ryan Gosling is a serious! Actor! Dammit! [Pajiba]
Donald Trump is really going to miss feuding with Rosie O’Donnell. [Celebrity Smack]
Sanjaya’s mom was a real-life Nancy Botwin. That’s so cool. [A Socialite’s Life]
Check out MK from popbytes — the total hottie responsible for taking me on the best date I’ve been on all year — on AOL’s 30 Seconds to Blog. [popbytes]
Nicole Richie and Sophie Monk hit the town. [Drunken Stepfather]
Check out Heidi Montag’s new rack. [POTP]
Hilary Duff gets all the good death threats. [Ninja Dude]